2024.11.22.
Fat Woman
Ah, a fat woman
Isn't suitable for me:
I don't want to walk in the street
With anybody else's lard!
And a skinny woman
Isn't suitable for me:
I don't want to walk in the street
With anybody else's skeleton!
[Chorus:]
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.
A tall woman
Isn't suitable for me:
I don't want to walk in the street
With anybody else's ladder!
A short woman
Isn't suitable for me:
I don't want to walk in the street
With anybody else's crutch!
[Chorus:]
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.
[Instrumental]
A married woman
Isn't suitable for me:
I don't want to walk in the street
With anybody else's wife!
A vain woman
Isn't suitable for me:
I don't want to walk in the street
With anybody else's pretensions!
[Chorus:]
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.
An attractive woman
Is indeed suitable for me:
I do want to walk in the street
With those curves on her!
A pretty woman
Is indeed suitable for me:
I do want to walk in the street
With the beauty she possesses!
[Chorus:]
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.
Oh my! Oh my!
I'm in love with that woman!
I want to keep them by my side,
Kiss her whenever I feel like it.