Dalszöveg fordítások

Mike Krüger - Der Nippel dalszöveg fordítás angol nyelvre


Translation

The nipple


When I just learned to read
I already figured out
Nearly everything is packaged today
It is very difficult to open.
Now I am standing here at the hot dog stand
Sweating because I am fighting
With a small tube of mustard
On which is written:
 
You only have to pull the nipple through the loop
And crank it all the way to the top with the small handle
An arrow appears there immediately
On which you then press.
And the tube will then open.
 
But first : pull the nipple through the loop
And crank it all the way to the top with the small handle
An arrow appears there immediately
On which you then press.
And the tube is open.
 
At a motorway rest area I was feeling very thirsty.
There were only vending machines, but I didn’t mind.
I pressed on two buttons and was promptly wet,
half with Coke and half with draught beer.
A red light appeared which said :
 
Dude, First you have to pull the nipple through the loop
And crank it all the way to the top with the small handle
An arrow appears there immediately
On which you then press.
And coffee will come out at the bottom.
 
I had to go to the hospital,
my appendix was the trouble.
The anaesthetic didn’t work so well,
And I was startled.
Man, how can we open you up?
The consultant asked me,
“Nothing easier than that” I said:
 
You simply have to pull the nipple through the loop
And crank it all the way to the top with the small handle
An arrow appears there immediately
On which you then press.
You will see: The belly will soon be open.
 
I had a girlfriend once- I am just a man after all.
Unfortunately she wore a bra.
It was difficult to get to “it”
C’mon girl, how does this work?
I can’t work this out.
She said:
 
come here my boy, I will give you a hint :
You only have to pull the nipple through the loop
And crank it all the way to the top with the small handle
Then an arrow appears.
On which you then press very gently.
And the whole thing will open.
 
I once flew in an airplane,
And the engine failed.
luckily I wore a parachute,
and got out very easily.
Outside I wanted to open it,
had the rip cord in my hand.
I was terrified to read what was written on it:
 
First You have to pull the nipple through the loop
And crank it all the way to the top with the small handle
An arrow appears there immediately
On which you then press.
As I just wanted to do that I hit the ground.
 
That I didn’t survive that
everybody will understand .
Now I am standing at the pearly gates,
Can’t see a soul.
C’mon you angles, let me in!
I was screaming and ranting wildly.
Then I saw the golden sign on the door.
And It said:
 
First You have to pull the nipple through the loop
And crank it all the way to the top with the small handle
An arrow appears there immediately
On which you then press.
And then the pearly gates will open.
 




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2024.11.24.

Arcana





Hear me
I want you to hear me
My cries
See me
As I want you to see me
Alive
 

Life
It feels eternal when you're close to me
A bird without its wings cannot be free
Your spirit feels a cold embrace that slowly fades
Rise
I see a future bright and crystal clear
Be brave, aim higher and don't disappear
Defy the odds
Into eternity and endlessly
 

Heal me
I want you to heal me
My heart
 

And in the dark I see you hiding from the light
Your destiny there written in the stars until the end of time
 

Heal me
I want you to heal me
My heart
See me
As I want you to see me
Alive
 

Breathe (breathe)
And through the pain and tears we truly feel
You'll find a way through chaos and all fear
No soul denies a symmetry that's meant to be
Fly (fly)
Your wings will catch the wind and set you free
Cast off the weight and dreams will reappear
A king and queen
Ride on eternally forever free
 

Free me
I long to be free
 

And in the dark I see you hiding from the light
Your destiny there written in the stars until the end of time
 

Hear me
I want you to hear me
My cries
See me
As I want you to heal me
To be alive
 

Step in the light, your heart is fighting for your life
We resonate, a dueled fate lives deep within the grand design
 

See me
I want you to see me
Hear me
As I want you to hear me
Free me (See)
I want you to free me (It's my time to rise from the debris)
Heal me (Break)
As I want you to heal me (All the chains on me)
See me (Breathe)
I want you to see me (And release the toxic energy)
Hear me (Find)
As I want you to hear me (Your serenity)
Be alive
 
2024.11.24.

Megcsörrent megint a telefon



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Megcsörrent megint a telefon
Felvettem, de nem a szerelmem volt
Biztos még mindig haragszik rám nagyon
 

Milyen kár - á á á
Milyen kár
Milyen kár - á á á
Milyen kár
 

Mert csak ő ért meg,
csak ő fogad be engem,
ha fent vagy lent vagyok,
Ő a béke a belső fergetegben
ő a védelmem
ő a tükröződő lelkiállapot.
 

Milyen kár - á á á
Milyen kár
Milyen kár - á á á
Milyen kár
 

Mellette jobban magam vagyok
Mellette én egy angyal vagyok
Mellette én gyerek vagyok
Csupa béke, csupa szeretet
és türelem
 

Megcsörrent megint a telefon...
 
2024.11.23.

If children would rule the world





I.went for a walk today
Through friendly streets
The friendly streets of my city
Everyone turns to look at me
To look at me curiously
 

Just one small, playful, friendly child
Small and mischievous
Looked at me with trust
He was singing and laughing as he played
Laughing and playing as I walked away
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 

Everyone turns to look at me
To look at me curiously
People are ready to judge me when I smile
When I smile, they look at me with malice
 

Just one small, playful, friendly child
Small and mischievous
Looked at me with trust
He was singing and laughing as he played
Laughing and playing as I walked away
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 


2024.11.23.

Porncraving





It is known everywhere
The girls of Venus
The girls of Venus are infected by Venereal Diseases
In fact no one goes to the primaries/chief physicians to vote,
Anyone with problems of the urinary tract
But I am the chairman
And I don´t care about nothing
And further
I started again with HIV-love
And I don´t understand why you are upset
you have no reason
If I told you that the result is positive, really
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
All the porn
Now I'm taking this sick word
And spread it to the whole electorate
This is a less invasive method
I will sit down in the armchair of a television talk show
And in a second I'll explain my program to you, so
Now I'm buying the TV, the love, newspapers and the Voodoo guru and I think
That this freedom is a little simple
As news, really
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
All the porn
All the porn
All the porn
And with a sick glow on the face
Saying: 'It's crazy not to carry this cross
Everyone thinks so much of themselves
So let it be, love,
And tell me, what am I to you?
What am I to you?