A keresés eredménye

I'll turn next week to Alice

Alice called me, crying hard
she said bad luck sticks on her
Poor Alice!
 
We are divorced
but what does this change
she just needs a man again in her house
'fuck off
and go home to your Alice!'
 
Ooh, now I'm racing to the hair stylist
because I need a new hair style
I don't eat and I don't drink
that's good for your shape
and I scrub my neck
because I'm going to Alice next week!
 
I sew my sock
it has holes like cheese
i also stop smoking
because Alice would be mad
Ah, how I'm already looking forward
because I'm going to Alice next week
 
She says she needs me like bread
like an elephant stamps on a gold fish, which then is dead
oh hu hu hu, poor Alice!
 
The door squeaks
the toilet is clogged
the gas stove is leaking
the tap is dripping
ah, and she needs me so much -
tells me Alice
 
Huuuh, now I'm racing to the hair stylist
because I need a new hair style
I don't eat and I don't drink
that's good for your shape
and I scrub my neck
because I'm going to Alice next week!
 
I sew my sock
it has holes like cheese
i also stop smoking
because Alice would be mad
Ah, how I'm already looking forward
because I'm going to Alice next week
 
Suddenly, something comes up to my mind:
Am I Alices message boy?
The hanswurscht of Alice?
Today, I'm running to her and bringing her stuff
one morning, she tells me 'good bye!'
yo, I stay at home. I do not make it to Alice!
Naa!
 
Yo, I am not her woof woof
who comes when she whistles after him!
Yo, I am not her moron
who walks like a clown!
Yo, I am not a ox
and turn to Alice next week!
 
Because I'm not allowed to smoke anymore
and there's water instead of beer!
and she also can't cook
I'm just allowed to work like an ox!
Nah, I am not dumb
And turn to Alice next week!
Nah, I am not dumb
And turn to Alice next week!