2017.09.22.
Friend Like Me
Master! I see you don't quite realize what you got in your hand!So I'm ready to explain,
If you'll sit and listen to the song,
That makes everything clear.
Ali Baba has forty thieves,
Scheherazade's got a thousand tales,
You're lucky that I'm with you, Master,
Because my wishes never fail!
Like in a heavyweight boxing match,
I always stand in the arena.
You want power, strength, talent?
All you gotta do is rub the lamp, and then I'll say:
Dear Monsieur Aladdin,
There's a home kitchen here,
I jot down your order,
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Life is a restaurant,
So come and take a bite of it with me!
Come whisper your wish in my ear,
You ain't never had a friend like me.
The service is top-notch,
And all is for free!
You're the king, the master, the shah,
I'll get your dish right away!
There's a wide variety here,
Only quality foods.
I want a satisfied costumer,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Yes, yes.
No, no, no!
Yeah, yeah...
More juggling tricks.
Notice all the details!
Who pulls out rabbits
Out of hats?
Who spits fire?
What happened here?
If only you say 'Abra cadabra'
In the blink of an eye, everything fades away!
What a gaping mouth, staring eyes,
I pray for you!
You've won me, I'm a perfect magician,
You got a certified genie.
I got a powerful urge to help you out,
So just tell me your wish already!
The list is endlessly long,
So just rub it, but not too hard!
Mister Aladdin, it's all on my control,
I'm a worker, I'm never lazy!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
You ain't never had a friend like me.