2021.05.07.
UFO
Citizens, listen to news:At night, over city Yahotyn
A bizarre sphere flew,
Blue-blue, like a bump on forehead.
There was no smoke from sphere, nor noise,
Only lights twinkling,
It landed near last well
And drank some cold water.
Refrain:
What is was? Maybe UFO1.
Out of the blue it sailed in the sky. (2x)
People say, that tractor driver Savka
Had some ufonauts visiting him,
They were all green, like cucumbers,
They fell out of the saucer, as from barrel.
Savka came out to talk to them
And gave them cigarettes Prima,
And newspaper 'Facts' says, because of it there was a fail
Of the attempt of interplanet contact.
Refrain.
Kateryna is friendly girl,
But is pregnant for 7 months2,
people say: what the heck?
She did not have a boyfriend.
Dad and mom are complaining:
Poor poor our daughter Katrusia,
she have been with us at home day and night,
maybe those cursed aliens are guilty!
Refrain.
So, what UFO it is? Nobody knows.
Only gossips are flying around,
that it was not for nothing -
soon, collective farms will be dismantled!
But now we have to wait
and feed tales to ourselves,
And to not lose the interest,
Let's say 'thanks' to dear press.
Refrain. (2x)