2021.05.28.
Drive Pissed
1 2 3 4During vacations
screw that Indian jerk1.
To drive across the whole of France,
no two ways to make it through:
Drive pissed...
....
So many plane trees2
driving like crazies,
cutting you up,
you'd better watch out
Drive pissed...
....
A couple glasses is alright
to write a song
but to do some real damage
you'd easily need a couple bottles of plonk3
Drive pissed...
...
- 1. 'Bison futé' (Crafty Bison) is a cartoonish Indian chief, mascot of the French traffic control center, notably providing advices to alleviate traffic jams during summer vacations
- 2. many French roads are lined with plane trees. 'se prendre un platane' ('Smashing against a plane tree') is a typical cause of violent death at the wheel
- 3. from the famous anti-alcoholic motto of the 80's: 'deux verres ça va, trois verres, bonjour les dégâts' ('two glasses are alright, three glasses will do some real damage')