2018.12.04.
Bergen, you're a cunt town
So sad to see the Quarter* like thisJust shame and downward stares
Why so cowed, Bergen,
excluded and afraid?
Unfittingly modest, Bergen
What's happened?
Bergen, you're a cunt town
A cunt town is what you are
But the cunt is neat, so it should be fine
Bergen, you're a cunt town
A cunt town, a cunt town
Bergen, you're a cunt down, hurray!
It keeps on raining and it's so gray
Just like the mentioned body part it's almost always wet
But what's the issue Bergen?
It's so hard to understand
I've never liked a town as much as much as I like you know
'cause
Bergen, you're a cunt town
A cunt town is what you are
But the cunt is neat, so it should be fine
Bergen, you're a cunt town
A cunt town, a cunt town
Bergen, you're a cunt down, hurray!
There's nothing wrong with the cunt, Bergen
It's the most beautiful thing there is
It's exactly the cunt that makes us so excited about womankind
So don't think I use cunt town as a critic
It really would have been worse if I just called you a dick
No,
Bergen, you're a cunt town
A cunt town is what you are
But the cunt is neat, so it should be fine
Bergen, you're a cunt town
A cunt town, a cunt town
Bergen, you're a cunt down, hurray!