2021.06.02.
I became a UFO
I was born an earthling
But alcohol turned me into a UFO
I'm flying wobbly in the Milky Way
From space I vomit down onto the Earth
I'm flying like a saucer
Weightlessness is propelling me, yahoo!
On the base, there's an ovation
When gravity wrestles me to the ground
refr.:
I'm flying like a spaceship
Oh, it's so good to be a UFO
I get drunk again and again
I'm flying beyond the Earth
Because I drink a lot, there's no question about it
But people don't know this
Lightspeed, space-dirt
With or without an occasion I always drink plenty, with or without an occasion I always drink plenty!
No plants grow on Mars
But there's always some hard liquor
Run, if you see me
Because I'm oozing green blood
I'm crawling like a meteor
There's a pitcher of wine where my brain used to be
Lighspeed, space-dirt
With or without an occasion I always drink plenty
refr 3x
I get drunk, I always drink plenty, with or without an occasion I always drink plenty!
2020.11.17.
Toast
Your birthday is a good excuse
To get drunk 'till we are obtuse
I know you are now very touched
But only 'cause you drank this much
Excitement seething it's vapours
Vomit trickles down on tables
To not make this too longwinded
Moron, live 'till you're one hundred!
On celebrating your birthday
I'll read a poem if I may:
May the heavens do you right
'Till goiter gets your behind
May alcohol make you sing loud
Don't rob a bank in a bout
Doesn't matter who says what
May God make you live long as fuck
On celebrating your birthday
I'll read a poem if I may:
May the heavens do you right
'Till goiter gets your behind
May alcohol make you sing loud
Don't rob a bank in a bout
Doesn't matter who says what
May God make you live long as fuck
Drink peach-pálinka, it is rad
Lift the bottle to your head
Avoid the wine, if it's bad
Drink like a horse, lay in bed
Doing nothing, lay all day
I wish you a very happy birthday
To not make this too longwinded
Moron, live 'till you're one hundred!