A keresés eredménye

I Have Fallen For A Pilot

I have fallen for a pilot,
The god-damned brat flew away,
From the plane he hanged his privates,
Tried to pee on my beret!
 

In a cabin of a truck

In a cabin of a truck
Three drivers with me had a f.ck
Guess what they will bring back home?
Some nice clap that rode along!
 

Argued girls on toilets sitting

Argued girls on toilets sitting
What would be the most witting
One said: if you want to shit,
Think and don't forget to sit
 

Fell in love with him

Fell in love with him,
With rascal, though I have one wish -
He should wear a doggie collar
So I could pull a leash.
 

Dear Siri, Tell Me Now

'Dear Siri, tell me now,
Just the whole truth I'll allow:
Am I really the finest,
Rosiest cheeks, my face's the whitest?'
 
Siri answers to my scream:
'You should fix the color scheme.'
 

I Have Ordered Plastic Phallus

I have ordered plastic phallus
Off the 'net - price can't be beat!
I've received a dick: so callous,
Nothing good will come from it!
 
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I And My Best Buddy Mark

I and my best buddy Mark
Were working on a diesel truck.
We are both as thick as bark,
'Cause someone stole our diesel truck.
 
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On A Picket Fence

On a picket fence I's sitting
Absolutely in the nude.
Grief has come to me, unwitting:
Lost my innocence, I'm screwed!
 
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Gander Put A Gas Mask On

Gander put a gas mask on,
And it's standing, swaggering.
You and I can't get it on
Without drugs: it's staggering!
 
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Darling Gave A Ride To Me

Darling gave a ride to me
On his massive harvester.
He would've better queried me
All about my character.
 
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Lilies

Lilies blossomed very fast
In the little pond.
I will never change my last
Name to yours at all.
 
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Painted Saucer

Such a pretty painted saucer,
With a golden border ring,
Drinking'll pass with age like water,
Must drink vodka in one swing!
 
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Through The Field And Through The Woods

Through the field and through the woods
Bunch of misfits drove along.
What has tempted my mixed moods
To go there with my sweet John?
 
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The Electric Current

The electric current scurries
In wall socket back and forth.
Comes and goes in rapid flurries,
Kids, then what do we pay for?
 
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Maidens Played With Local Schoolboy

Maidens played with local schoolboy
In the forest clearing,
They torn up all ropes in shrewd ploy,
Broke his stiffy, cheering.
 
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In The North I Bore The Brunt

In the North I bore the brunt,
Digging gold down under,
If it were not for my cunt,
I'd have died from hunger.
 
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She Ain't Pretty, People Sneer

'She ain't pretty' people sneer.
Well, so what if that's true?
But when I consume some beer,
Anyone I can do!
 
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Some Young Dude Is Lying Still

Some young dude is lying still
Under bridge for days. Oh no!
There's no way to find for Jill
Where her husband's hanging low.
 
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Pump Is Lying On The Bridge

Pump is lying on the bridge -
It fell off the wagon.
Pile of horse shit's in the ditch -
Mares are stupid nags all.
 
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O'er The Edge Of Our Town

O'er the edge of our town
Foxbat MiG1 was flying by,
On the logs I've fallen down,
Popped my cherry on the fly.
 

• 1. MiG-25: one of the fastest and loudest supersonic interceptor aircraft in the world

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Opening The Door

Opening the door: Oh, Good Lord!
Four gross faces have my wife floored,
And they all look pleased with life.
'Renovation', says my wife.
 
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Once Three Girlfriends Out Of Spite

Once three girlfriends out of spite
Fucked the son of local priest.
But the priest was in a plight:
He jerked off till midnight feast.
 
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Someone Stripped My Bike For Parts

Someone stripped my bike for parts
In the yard: it's so lame!
The torpedo short fuze parts
I'll hide in its old frame.
 
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Rumbling Tanks On Cobblestone

Rumbling tanks on cobblestone
Pavement roared like deep hell.
It's the moans behind the wall
Didn't let us sleep well.
 
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Granny Says To Her Old Hubby

Granny says to her old hubby:
'Why don't you buy me a Caddy?
If you don't buy me a Caddy,
I'll leave you for other daddy.'
 
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I Once Loved My School Professor

I once loved my school professor,
Missed the school - he said: God, bless her!
Skipped one day, slept for two more,
Still my GPA was four!
 
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Holy Sunday Comes Tomorrow

Holy Sunday comes tomorrow,
Many cakes they'll bake to treat.
They will slather them and show them,
Only won't give us to eat.
 
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I Don't Need Full Vodka Bottle

I don't need full vodka bottle
At art gallery to dawdle.
Just a quart's enough for me
To relax and to be free.
 
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Oligarchs And Nouveau Riches

Oligarchs and nouveau riches,
Why don't you eat humble pie?
You have put the folks in stitches,
Scumbags, you deserve to die!
 
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In The Clinics Docs Became

In the clinics docs became
Angrier than vicious bees.
Clueless, boorish, and so lame,
For no reason rude to me.
 
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I Don't Know About Your Place 2

I don't know about your place,
But in Moscow frankly
Every man's and woman's face
Has become so angry.
 
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Past The House Of My In-Laws 2

Past the house of my in-laws
I walk with profound respect,
Sometimes I drop hundred dollars
Or show reverence unchecked.
 
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