A keresés eredménye oldal 3

Yes, I Was Yours In The Past

Yes, I was yours in the past,
Now my heart belongs to Bart.
His dick's like a pine tree mast
On the Shishkin's piece of art.
 
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We Have Questioned John McGwire

We have questioned John McGwire:
Why's your neck stuck in a wire?
But good Johnny's saying nothing,
Just his boots are swaying, scuffing.
 
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Garden Blossoms Out With Cherry

Garden blossoms out with cherry,
Next to it bird cherry grows.
Why did I pick John to marry,
He is such a dolt up close!
 
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Quitting Drinking

Quitting drinking is my drill -
Mornings're really stinking,
But will I retain the skill
Of creative thinking?
 
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Stale Booze Odor

My hon reeks with stale booze odor,
Burning like a serpent,
Smacks me in the face from shoulder -
That means I am welcomed.
 
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Russian Steam Bath

My hon fired Russian bath,
Led me to its parlor,
Pushed me down on pine bench lath, [then]
Beat me hard and harder.
 
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Our Polly Cries Out Loud

Our Polly cries out loud,
Polly's lost her honor. Shame!
Honor ain't a play ball out,
One can buy a ball again!
 
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Bob Got Lazy In The Morning

Bob got lazy in the morning,
Time for combing couldn't spare.
Cow approached him with no warning,
With its tongue it brushed his hair!
 
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I Won't Go To Sleep

I won't go to sleep (though wanna!), -
Let my bed keep tidy sheets.
I'll go out and try to follow
Whom my sweetheart's strolling with.
 
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My Soul's Hurting

My soul's hurting, it's no sham:
I'm a beauty - yes, I am.
But about my sexual favors
My man never gives a damn!
 
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Drinking Palette

Drinking palette we've been offered
By the clever head next door:
In the evening drink one bottle,
In the morning add two more.
 
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Mowing

I am mowing, sweetheart follows,
Wiggling mowed hay really well.
From long wait my wiggly wallows
Between legs and hurts like hell.
 
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Still Waters

When a broad swam in still waters,
Catfish wallowed in her bottoms.
Now she can't forget the thrash
Of its gentle long mustache!
 
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The Fiddler

People, help! The fiddler's1 drowning,
He can barely swim. Hold on!
I don't care about him drowning,
Pity that his fiddle's gone!
 

• 1. lit. - an accordion player

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Don't You Gaze, My Dear Neighbor

Don't you gaze, my dear neighbor,
In my windows at night time!
Better do your wife a favor
And make love to her full-time!
 
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An ambulance with a siren

Versions: #2
An ambulance with a siren
Rushed through village, by the center.
This is the chairwoman of the
Village council choked by member1.
 

• 1. Here the game of the word “member” is used: the literal meaning is “a member of a party or council”, and the meaning in slang is 'a penis'

Евгений Виноградов

Forest Trip

Forest trip? Girls, don't you dare:
On the mountain waits the bear,
His brown coat's too tight to wear,
Fucking you's his goal, I swear!
 
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I Was Lying With My Dude

I was lying with my dude
Absolutely in the nude,
'Cause to show my beauty off
I have taken panties off.
 
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In The Bathroom

I spent three hours in the bathroom,
My lad waited at the door.
When he saw my birthday costume,
He dropped dead on hallway floor.
 
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Yet Again My Darling Denny

Yet again my darling Denny
Had to run away in haste.
Hubby didn't lose a penny:
Denny's left his briefs misplaced!
 
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Oh, My Dear Girlfriend...

Oh, my dear girlfriend, let me
Tell you in strict secret:
I enjoyed a lot of candy,
But big dick's the best yet!
 
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Yes, I Vowed...

Yes, I vowed and bet my knave tooth
That I've never been unfaithful.1
But five times since then it's been:
I had tooth implants put in!
 

• 1. to my boyfriend

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Once I Loved A Riot Force Kid

Once I loved a riot force1 kid
For his ardent nature:
When his hand could not reach something,
He helped with his truncheon.
 

• 1. Riot police squad member

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Our Village

Our village is a strange one -
It stands backwards, it's no fun!
And the guys are all bad, bar none, -
No one marries me, not one!
 
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When You Get Your Monthly Pension

When you get your monthly pension,
It's so good to feel alive.
But we don't know: till the next one
Will all manage to survive?!
 
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My darling with brains wasn't blessed...

My darling with brains wasn't blessed
He offered me an oral sex.
Under the blanket we jumped in.
He was screaming, I couldn't scream!
 

Wealthy Broker Drives A Bentley

Wealthy broker drives a Bentley,
Salesman drives a Ford truck.
If my tram could catch up with them,
I'd smash their broad mugs.
 
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Perestroika, perestroika

Versions: #2
Perestroika, perestroika,
What have you done to Soviet folks:
Even old grandma Matryona
Went to church in summer shorts!
 

Don't Chastise Me, Dear Mommy

Don't chastise me, dear mommy,
That I spilled fresh sour cream,
Past the house walked my Tommy,
I was lost in deep day dream.
 
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I Am Playing Solitaire

I am playing solitaire,
Spending all night on new fling.
On myself I'll lay, I swear,
Not a jack but diamond king.
 
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Honey Bathed Me In A Steam Bath

Honey bathed me in a steam bath,
Whipped me with birch twigs like mad,
When the time has come to get some,1
He said that he's tired dead.
 

• 1. to have sex

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In a feather-bed I'm tucked...

Versions: #3
In a feather-bed I'm tucked
Dressed in see through tutu
How could I not get fucked
I'm prima assoluta?!