2018.12.12.
I Want To Sleep With Most Anyone
When I walk through the garden in my bare feetI enjoy roses as well as thistles
And even though I look good in very tight pants
I wear dresses just as often
It'll be a good day
I have a broad taste
I want to sleep with most anyone
With men and women, and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
I want to sleep with most anyone
Two 30-year-olds and a first year from Øregård1
If I want to air out my music box2
I can sleep on the terrace
But I coul also ask Søs if she'd be into
A sixty-niner on the mattress
It'll be a good day (it'll be a good day)
I have a broad taste (I have a broad taste)
I want to sleep with most anyone
With men and women, and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
I want to sleep with most anyone
The big ones, but the ones with thin hair, too
I want to sleep with most anyone
With men and women, and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
I want to sleep with most anyone
June and Peder and Ingrid down from Tjæreborg
Right when I wake up I almost always have to pee
But I also need to poop
And if I'm hungry I'll make myself a cheese sandwhich3
Or a honey sandwhich4
It'll be a good day
I have a broad taste
I want to sleep with most anyone
With men and women, and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
I want to sleep with most anyone
Bent and Susse and all the animals in Knuthenborg5
I want to sleep with the smallest
Men and women and those who smelt it
I want to sleep with Hr. Nilsson6
Known from TV and the one who dealt it
And the one who dealt it
- 1. A first year from a gymnasium, a type of upper secondary education school.
- 2. Vagina.
- 3. Really just a piece of ryebread with a slice of cheese on it.
- 4. Ørelægensnatmad ('Ear specialist's midnight snack') is a (rare) slang term for a piece of bread with honey on top.
- 5. Knuthenborg Safaripark
- 6. Pippi Longstocking's pet monkey.