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Song-Battle between Obama and Putin

[Putin:]
A little bit of Crimea in my life
A little bit of Donezk would be fine
The whole of Ukraine I wouldn't mind
And later on Poland, basically
 
[Obama:]
Listen Vladi
You are not hip, you're a flop
You stupid hippie
are a fucked-up funky hippie
with such a small cock
You are bang-bang-Putin
you embarrassing pudding
Your Crimea-stuff just sucks
You have a small-man inferiority complex
I tell you that straight in your face
And I, my boys and the whole world
We're gonna kick your ass
 
[Putin:]
You Barack-barack
Kiss my heinie and the whole E.U. can do that
Kiss my heinie, you do the same thing
 
[Obama:]
Hey, you know what, Rumpelstiltskin?
You suck!
You are the crazy Russian
and you are nuts!
You just suck,
You are Soviet Union
I'll have a sanction imposed against you
 
[Putin:]
Ha, a sanction
Your mother is a sanction
 
It should rain red Russians
for me1
in all the countries
I happen to see
I'm going to
rearrange the world
There will be war again
precisely the cold one
 
Or maybe the hot one?
 

• 1. Pun with a German song 'Für mich soll's rote Rosen regnen'

Song for Putin (2020): He's called Wladimir

Versions: #1
He's called Wladimir
and has been living here for 20 years
and he likes every animal.
Putin likes to go to war, and goes fishing naked
Na-, na-, na-, na-, nasdorovje (Cheers!)
And those who demonstrate are gonna get beaten up
Na-, na-, na-, na-, Nawalny
He's shredding the constitution,
wants to govern for ever
The State Duma says 'Yeah, go ahead'
and we're cheering
 
He's called Vladimir
and he's bombing until 4 in the morning
Just quickly annexing Crimea
And when gays pass by his house
Na na na na na na na
Then he sends the HOMO-police 1
Na na na na na na na
He's not scared of Corona
He is well protected
(oh - the other way around)
He feles invincible
Will it help him?
He's called Wladimir
 

• 1. A reference to the writing on Russian police uniforms 'OMOH' which if read backwards looks like 'Homo', short for 'homosexual'.

Song for Donald Trump: I like myself

I love my orange colored skin
Everyone that builds a wall
I also like Santa Clause
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 
(You're fired, get outta here! )
 
He doesn't care about climate change
Oops, that would be me..
I love to stand up front
So everyone can see me better
 
I love to hold hands
My old lady however, doesn't
But the flag is holding still
I can grab it, whenever I want (1)
 
I love all of this, (ROAR..)
And even more.... myself!
(Schwapp schwabbi dubi du...)
(schwabba dabba du...)
And I love Israel...
 
The wailing Wall, simply amazing
Yad Vashem, also cool as hell
I give weapons to islamists
But you guys are awesome, too
I love to surround myself with fools
Cause it makes me look smarter
Sometimes a little air strike
And when my daughter-in-law meets the russians
 
I'm the biggest patriot
But this old shriek gives me the creeps
I love bagpipe music
And probably a little war
 
I love all of this
And even more... myself!
 
(Schwapp schwabbi dubi du...)
(schwabba dabba du...)
(Aaaah!)
 

Song of the UN: How wonderful that you exist

You're number one in world politics
And your crib is really nifty (1a)
Even though the world outside lies in ruins
Fuck it, in here it's hollywood
 
When the UN talks, everyone listens
And immediately there's a cease fire
Oh how wonderful that you exist
 
In ruanda the genocide (1)
Same thing in Srebrenica (2)
You really did everything properly
And this guy brought you some pictures along
 
Yes your table is always set
With champagne and shortbread cookies
Oh how wonderful that you exist
 
And if there's trouble between arab and jew
It can't really be all that bad
The UN mediates, and 'bang' there's a peace deal
Even though someone might launch a veto
 
Yes the UN is fighting war
Even though Aleppo lies in ruins
Oh how wonderful that you exist.
 

Song for the bishop: (All this and much much more...)

Every evening, in the 8-o-clock-news
I see my mug and think to myself 'Wow!'
Why does this rabble rouse so quickly
Come on, let's have some fun, like a true King
 
I'm a sucker for incense, Love to go shopping
My new crib is top notch, you really can't top it
I look better than Jesus
Am richer than Pope Francis
I'm the dopest guy in all of catholicism
 
All this, and much much more..
I can do...
Cause I'm bishop of Limburg, Yeah !
(Amazing!)
 
In the economy class they only serve cheap meals
So I fly to see poor people, and fly first class
Have an amazing crib, and you guys are broke
I am Tebartz the first, and god comes second (1)
 
All this, and much much more..
I can do...
Cause I'm bishop of Limburg, Yeah !
 
All this, and much much more..
I can do...
Cause I'm bishop of Limburg, Yeah !
 

My name is Kim Jong-Un

(Chicken Noise)
 
My name is Kim Jong-Un
I got a lot of things to do
Missile Test in the morning
Then I'm off to the supermarket
 
Then at around 4'
I'll inspect the troops
With big fat bazookas
And dildo bayonettes
 
Even the kids are playing war
Even though there's nothing to eat
 
My name is Kim Jong-Un
I'm immune to criticism
And if someone's a pain in my neck
I'll shovel his grave
 
(la la la la...)
 
Listen up, Yankee-Trumpel-beast
I have warned you once:
My military is top in shape
And camouflaged quite well
 
The boys are really great in shape
Can even do Karate
And everyone has strapped a bag
with an atomic bomb to his belly
 
My name is Kim Jong-Un
I am a busy guy
At daytime I instruct the firing squad
And the evenings I'm off duty
 
I let the country go to hell
But I love my fat gut
 
My name is Kim-Jong-Un
I still have work to do
We're practicing for the end of the world
no need to mess around
 
(Bomb goes off)
 

Song for Erdouan (Sweety-Mustache-Boss-Osman)

Versions: #2
Do you have some time for me
Then I'll sing a song for you
Of Recep Tayip Erdogan
Sweety-Mustache-Boss-Osman
 
(We have Allah, we have our Prophet
Hasid Mohammed Mustafa, and now ..
Tayip Erdouan..)
 
He wants women to have five children
No wonder the chicks dig him..
With X-ray stare for journalists
He can see they're (Terröristün !)
 
Let's throw them in jail right away
Capital punishment will follow suit
Who wears the most flashy suit of all ?
It's Recep (Tayip Erdouan..)
 
(Erdouan is a Hero no dictator..)
 
Erdo doesn't fuck around..
With any Terror-Nazi-Hag
Cause every European is
Abetting terror and (Fascist !!)
 
Joining the EU, anyhow
He couldn't give two shits at all
(Without Erdo.. we're going to the EU!)
 
More humble than a muslim brother
Flashier than a pit girl
Showing a strong hand in the kurdish land
Finally some space again on turkish beaches..
 
Forget about supposed corruption
Soon he will have all the power
Then he can drive every metro train
Our Recep (Tayip Erdouan...)