A keresés eredménye

The Woman-Whisperer

I've been on a course
And now I can finally understand women
The course is pretty booked up
But it's worth going
 
Women rarely say what they mean
And that can be quite tricky for the man
I always used to be clueless but that's over
Because now I can read between the lines
 
When she says: 'Get lost, you prick!'
That means she likes me
When she says: 'You're still here!'
She really means: I want to have your baby
 
We often used to talk past each other
I nodded endlessly
But it was all a sham
 
Women often feel like they aren't understood
And love's not a game to them
Because women invented communication
And we men only invested the bicycle valve
 
When she says: 'Get lost, you idiot!'
It's an unambiguous proposition
When she says: 'You're really abhorrent!'
You can consider yourself fucked
When she says: 'The police are on their way!'
That means she is crazy for you
When she complains: 'Oh no, not you again!'
Then I know she's hot for Farin U
 
Hello ladies, what Farin thinks has long been clear
But you have no idea
He's not as he seems,
He never says what he really means
And that's why we're giving you our warning:
 
When he says: 'Hello, how are you?'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he asks you: 'Say, what time is it?'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he says: 'I read Brecht!'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he complains: 'The world is bad!'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he asks you: 'Do you know Bremerhaven?'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he says: 'I don't want to sleep with you!'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he says: 'Ooh, your grandma is nice!'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he says: 'Yeah, she's too fat for me!'
That means he wants to sleep with you
When he says: 'You have such beautiful hands!'
That means he wants to sleep with you
 
When he says: 'The song is over now'
That means the song is over
That means the song is over
The song is over
Now!