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Hypothyroidism

I often sat in school and felt completely worn out
And because I couldn't think on my own I simply copied.
I was always so listless, even as a little boy.
Today I finally know the reason why, hypothyroidism.
 
Hypothyrodisim x6
 
When we played soccer, I always had to go into the goal
And most times my team lost.
And do you want me to tell you something? I didn't give a fuck.
Because that's totally normal with hypothyroidism.
 
I went to the music club: I learned to play the clarinet.
But not as long as my teacher would have liked.
I also did not graduate. I wasn't a good son.
Now we all know why: Hypothyroidism.
 
Hypothyrodisim x6
 
Then came the time when Jesus inspired me
Franz von Assisi inspired me to write poetry.
I fled from everyday life into the religious world.
I felt God inside me, but it was hypothyroidisim.
 
I did not get on with the whole society, I thought it was unjust.
I agreed with socialism, I also didn't think anarchy was bad.
I even sympathized with subversion and revolution
And what was it really? Hypothyroidism.
 
I married a sensitive brunette
with a great aura. Her name was Ulrike-Anette.
We crossed the universe with tarot and meditation
I thought it was love, but it was hypothyroidism.
 
Hypothyrodisim x6
 
Everything was so exhausting, I often felt so empty.
Nothing worked without problems. Everything was so hard for me.
Even sex: As soon as I entered, I came already.
Now I know why: Hypothyroidism.
 
And always dissatisfaction, bad mood, pain:
stomach ache, groin, even at the heart.
I thought about mad cow disease, about all-year depression.
But the blood values showed: Hypothyroidism.
 
Now I have pills, I take them in the morning:
Soon I'll be as normal as all the others.
Then I'll finally write a novel, I already have the title.
But I won't tell you about it....
 

Female friends

Female friends one had to be
Then one could talk about everything
About every secret dream
Female friends one had to be
Then one could laugh about everything
Do many things together
 
One could buy new shoes
and go to parties.
One could walk through the city
and like good music
And one could dance all night without resting
One would be carefree and immune against loneliness all day
 
Female friends one had to be
Then one could talk about everything
About every secret dream
Female friends one had to be
Then one could laugh about everything
Do many things together
 
One could try solving a riddle for hours
One could book cheap flights and drowse in the sun
One could be really sad but without depression
And one could have the same opinion completely without discussions
 
Female friends one had to be
Then one could talk about everything
About every secret dream
Female friends one had to be
Then one could laugh about everything
Do many things together
 
And nothing could separate us, nothing in the world
Until one day
we like the same man
Female friends one had to be
Then one could talk about everything
About every secret dream
 

Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve were the first ones,
they were alone as a couple
God looked at them from all sides,
he could be satisfied.
Their hearts were immediately
Engulfed in flames for each other
They made love, they also did basically everything else
together
 
They sat naked in the night bar,
which did not have a roof
they could see the sky
they sat naked in the night bar
and because it was already eight o'clock
they drank coffee,
black coffee.
 
Adam and Eve were satisfied,
they lived purely vegetarian
and God, who ate wild boar babies
they found him quite barbaric
He noticed that they didn't like him
so he wanted to punish them
he spoke: from now on both of you
will go to sleep very early always
 
They sat naked in the night bar,
which did not have a roof
they could see the sky
they sat naked in the night bar
and because it was already eight o'clock
they drank coffee,
black coffee.
 
Adam and Eve said: no way.
So God got really mean
he grabbed them both by their pubic hair
and threw them out of paradise head first
Today they're not a couple anymore
they separated years ago
Adam and Eve are solo
they are following the trend
Adam is a designer for a furniture store in Sweden
and Eve is a cashier in the garden centre of Eden
 
They sat naked in the night bar,
which did not have a roof
they could see the sky
they sat naked in the night bar
and because it was already eight o'clock
they drank coffee,
black coffee.
 

Anita was a boy

His father was an outsider without a driving license
his mother a housewife, well-built
At school he had no friends
because he had very sensitive skin
They called him Anita and they said he was gay
and he would have liked to shoot them
But he just had a rickety penknife
and he lost it somewhere in the woods
 
Anita was a boy and he cried often
He was a victim but God meant well,
so well...
 
He changed schools, everything as always,
he lied on the floor during each break
They threw his breads into the ventilation shaft
and on the high bar he bruised both of his testicles
Most times he was on the on the offside, just not in the sports club
He wanted to attack but he had to defend
In the outdoor swimming pool he saw girls, they laughed at him
He stood in the non-swimmer's pool with violent fantasies
 
Anita was a boy and he cried often
He was a victim but God meant well,
so well...
 
And now I see a picture of him here in the newspaper
Anita is now a manager, isn't that beautiful?
His business merges with another big one
And he pities all the unemployed ones
Of course I believe him, I know he's not lying
He knows what it is like to lie down below
 
Anita was a boy and he cried often
He was a victim but God meant well,
so well with him
 
So well, so well! Meant so well, so well with him
 

Impaired black lesbians

Men are to blame for everything.
Machos, mostly.
They are the only cause
of all this bloody mess.
They rule this world
and have too much power.
They have thrown
our planet to the dogs.
Are there worst scoundrels around?
The answer is no!
And yet, impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
I met one in Tesco
she was in a wheelchair.
She shoved herself into the queue
and brazenly payed
with a 1000 marks banknote
the ten screws she had bought.
A normal German would never have indulged
in such a behaviour.
And so the cashier ranted
together with everybody:
impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
Outside on the parking lot
she nearly ran me over.
Instead of apologizing
she yelled 'You stupid or what?!'
She had 'I brake even for men'
written on her breast.
I couldn't think
of an appropriate response.
I should have shouted 'fuck you!',
but the words came to late.
Impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
Of course I'm no racist.
I'm not a blockhead.
Most of the impaired black lesbians
are frightfully kind.
Yet there are exceptions
to prove the rule.
Impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
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