A keresés eredménye

The country side

Tourists when they come, they take pictures of everything
The trees, the meadows, and even the bushes, they find it beautiful
There is even one who told me she liked the smell of pigs
So stupid can be the people
 
They come there on vacation, we rent rooms upstairs
They say it helps them, it pays me for the roof of the garage
But they don't know what real life is like here
How are those ten months a year when they're gone
 
I tell you about the countryside
But not the one from postcards,
The one of family planning,
The one that makes you want to hang yourself, the real one
As the other said, which makes you want to die
 
With Colette we act as if, in front of the customers
But the rest of the time, it's been each his own bed, and it’s been for a long time,
I pretend I don't know for her and the neighbor
In return she didn't say anything about the cow to the kids
 
And at the same time it's a bit of her fault, for true,
She hasn’t wanted me to touch her anymore for years
She should be happy that I do this with a beast,
Because between us, it's not me who brings back the smallpox
 
I tell you about the countryside
But not the one from postcards,
The one of family planning,
The one that makes you want to hang yourself, the real one
As the other said, which makes you want to die
 
The winter is so long. Fortunately for that, there is TV.
Especially since the judge forbade me to drink
Like if it was because of that, that I touched the kids
It was what the lawyer told me to tell the courts
 
Anyway, the judge is a friend of my cousin
The one who went to the town, the one who is a doctor
It was a long time ago, there is prescription as they say,
Even the kids don’t remember, they were too small
 
I tell you about the countryside
But not the one from postcards,
The one of family planning,
The one that makes you want to hang yourself, the real one
As the other said, which makes you want to die
 

Flush the Toilet (Plz)

When I look at you, I sometimes ask myself
if you're used to the taste of
the slew of shit that comes out of your mouth
Are you sure you don't want to put your face in a diaper?
It's shocking how you're never disgusted
to see the barrage of excrement gush out
when you start to talk
One would think that the smell would bother you
and yet you never ever shut you mouth
 
Maybe think about flushing
when you finish talking
You know, go too hard and you'll leave streaks
That'll be nice to clean...
 
It's fascinating, you never seem surprised
that your words come out accompanied by diarrhea
Shitting from the mouth is really not a common thing
yet you don't seem to find this too alarming
Maybe it's worth it to go see someone
There's surely something that's not quite right
Maybe there's malfunction from the brain to the mouth
that makes shit come out instead of words
 
Maybe think about flushing
when you finish talking
You know, go too hard and you'll leave streaks
That'll be nice to clean.
 
You'll tell me to mind my own business, that it's not my problem
In general, I'd agree with this system
that everyone deals with their own shit, and that's it
Yes except that your shit, you share it with all of us
Usually we keep our shit to ourselves
but you flood us with it
And that's not super great
Your shit lands in our ears
and if you don't give a shit, well, it taints the rest of us
 
So maybe think about flushing
when you finish talking
You know, go too hard and you'll leave streaks
That'll be nice to clean...
 
Maybe think about flushing
when you finish talking
You know, go too hard and you'll leave streaks
That'll be nice to clean...
 

All sluts

Girls who are born naked
are all such sluts!
Girls who show their tits to their babies when they breastfeed
are all such sluts!
Girls who take off their panties in front of their gyno
are all such sluts!
Girls who are naked while showering
are all such sluts!
 
All sluts
All fucking sluts
They really are all sluts
All sluts
All fucking sluts
They really are all sluts
 
Girls who touch themselves when putting in tampons
are all such sluts!
Girls who wear nothing under their undergarments
are all such sluts!
Girls who let themselves be touched during a mammogram
are all such sluts!
Girls who are nude before their medical examiner
are all such sluts!
 
All sluts
All fucking sluts
They really are all sluts
All sluts
All fucking sluts
They really are all sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts
 
Yeah all sluts
All fucking sluts
They really are all sluts
All sluts
All fucking sluts
 
Sluts.