A keresés eredménye

the Honda

Hey girl, he says, let's load the trunk
for a ride hasta manana
No she says, i hate you
and your rusty old Katana
well, he says, I'll take you out
let's go have some Suflaki
And then we'll go crash at my Mom's
smoke Shisha, drink some Raki
 
'Please stop' she says you're wasting time
my weekend trip lies yonder
Cause now I date Eugene,
and he drives a brandnew Honda
 
she's standing by the interstate
her tank-top looks so classy
blonde hair, big boobs and make-up on
try'n-a get to Tallahassee
a fat young man pulls over
wiggling out of his sedan
Say do you need a ride
I'll help you any way I can..
 
She yawns, that' cute, but you're a worm,
and I need an anaconda
I'm waiting for my pimp
to pick me up in his new Honda
 
(REF)
all the ladies lose their shit,
when he's cruising in his Honda
all the ladies flash their tits
when he's rolling in his Honda
with a center intake on the hood
and rims that sparkle green
that is really quite a Honda
like no-one has ever seen
 
the boy just finished college
top of class 'summa cum laude'
his daddy buys him right away
a decent brandnew audi
but at the great reveal, the boy
he says to his old man
this beat-up german hand-me-down
i'd rather drive a second hand
 
you'll put 'er right on craigslist
as a miles-per-gallon wonder
and from that cash you'll get me
A pimped-out shiny honda
 
the daughter brings her negro home
the mother looks enchanted
and dad likes the physique,
although his manners, he lamented
as he looks out the window
while eating fries with egg
his nostrils catch the smell of weed
from a big red cadillac
 
that's when he finally flips
'say do you think i'm a meshigger?'
the last thing that my daughter needs
is bang a goddamn nigger..
 
(REF 2)
all the ladies lose their shit,
when he's cruising in his Honda
all the ladies flash their tits
when he's rolling in his Honda
with a center intake on the hood
and his dolled up ghetto queen
that is really quite a Honda
like no-one has ever seen
 
well, well, who could have guessed
that we would get precipitation
well probably not him
and now we have a situation
its friday ev'ning 5 PM,
and traffick did skyrocket
he's stuck in the commuter lane
and the sunroof he can't lock it
 
umbrella's still in the garage
and now he's soaked, o wonder
You shoulda think of that
when you go rolling in a honda
 
now look, there, by the roadside
what a sight to see
an almost brand-new honda
that just crashed against a tree
the airbags are inflated
the luggage got propelled
the tires were out of rubber
but he didn't catch the smell
 
i think he caught a cold
wrapped in a scarf from his aunt Rhonda
and all the girls are taking pictures
as he crawls from under his Honda
 
(REF 3)
all the girls are taking pictures
when he's cruising in his honda
all the girls are wooting wildly
when he's rolling in his honda
a V8 with center intake
the exhaust roars so serene
that is really quite a Honda
like no-one has ever seen
 
all the girls can't help but laughing
when he's rolling in his Honda
all the girls can' help but laughing
when he's rolling in his Honda
with the mashed up center intake
and rims that lost the green
that is really quite a Honda
that need not to be seen