A keresés eredménye

NATO tanguillos

Vote yes! Vote yes! Vote yes!
Vote no! Vote no! Vote no!
Vote yes! Vote yes! Vote yes!
Vote no! Vote no! Vote no!
The debate about peace and security will begin
The president of the government has the word
 
The canyons that the NATO has
are make believe canyons.
They don't shoot nor kill nor anything,
they sound less than a dishwasher.
The guns are made of cork
the missiles of paper,
and the bombs instead of exploding
they play Alberto Cortez songs.
And the bombs instead of exploding
they play Alberto Cortez songs.
That's why you have to vote for the NATO,
and who doesn't vote will be doomed.
 
Oh, NATO. How good you feel in the NATO.
Oh, how warm it is.
Oh, NATO. How obvious becomes
that sooner or later thy give us back Gibraltar.
If you vote against, I don't care.
Whatever you vote, I'm not going to leave.
 
I'd like to run away
But Reagan said in January:
'Do you want to leave the NATO?
I wouldn't if I were you, foreigner'
He seriously menaced me:
'If you leave the NATO,
you won't find in the whole world
anyone who buys you shoes.
You won't find in the whole world
anyone who buys you shoes.'
That's why you have to vote for the NATO,
because eating shoes sits bad for me.
 
Oh, NATO. How good you feel in the NATO.
Oh, how warm it is.
Oh, NATO. How obvious becomes
that sooner or later thy give us back Gibraltar.
If you vote against, I don't care.
Whatever you vote, I'm not going to leave.
 
It's not hard to leave the NATO:
One can do it by himself
presenting a legal license,
an application and the baptismal certificate.
But you don't have to worry
because when they see us coming,
if they have common sense,
they have to kick us out.
If they have common sense,
they have to kick us out.
That's why you have to vote for the NATO,
and who doesn't feel comfortable, can leave and that's it.
 
Oh, NATO. How good you feel in the NATO.
Oh, how warm it is.
Oh, NATO. How obvious becomes
that sooner or later thy give us back Gibraltar.
If you vote against, I don't care.
Whatever you vote, I'm not going to leave.
 
It's supposed that by being in the NATO
we will live quietly for a while
because if someone wants to annoy us,
Reagan comes and shoots them.
If for example the moors
make a disgusting mess,
the Pentagon agreed to send
the Seventh Cavalry.
The Pentagon agreed to send
the Seventh Cavalry.
That's why you have to vote for the NATO,
because the hijabs make me think.
 
Oh, NATO. How good you feel in the NATO.
Oh, how warm it is.
Oh, NATO. How obvious becomes
that sooner or later thy give us back Gibraltar.
If you vote against, I don't care.
Whatever you vote, I'm not going to leave.
Everybody face it and bullfight again.
Whatever you vote, I'm not going to leave.
Everybody face it and bullfight again.
Whatever you vote, I'm not going to leave.
Everybody face it and bullfight again.
 

Coup tanguillos

Everybody stay still
Sit down goddammit
To the floor, to the floor, to the floor, to the floor
 
Those civil guards
who interrupted the voting
Screwed the inauguration
of the chief of the nation
They kidnapped the government
the press and the opposition
 
There was , what a fuss
With his black three cornered hat, his green suit and his mustache
He got up the stair and spoke to everybody
'Everybody stay still, please'
 
And the people was shit scared
Under their seats knocked on the floor
Suddenly went to Tejero
Oh shit, by little they don't kill him
 
Tejero as I said, without moving from his place
Started to shot at the chamber ceiling

And the poor of Sagaseta1 kneeling and praying the credo.
And even the curls of hair get steeper
 
What a night we spent
the spaniards, how funny!
If doesn't solve this
They'll take us off the democracy
The strikes, the syndicates
And even the constitution.
 
The tanks go crazy by Valencia
Fortunately Juan Carlos convinced them little by little
And seeing how the situation is going
The Joint Chiefs of Staff gather
 
And after a while they release a note
That says: 'Tejero, don't be a moron.
Surrender immediately, don't be stupid
Because the coup plotters abandoned you'
 
Tejero without flinching, without leaving the rock bench
Gives Aramburu Topete2 the finger
'Noboody moves from here, I'm the Trojan horse
And I'm willing to smash half congress if they don't support me
Because I'm up to the mustache that they take me for a fool'
 

• 1. Fernando Sagaseta, spanish communist politician
• 2. José Luis Aramburu Topete, spanish militar who tried to suffocate the coup