2020.06.17.
Texas Sex Ranger
I arrived in Finland in year '82I was disguised as a little baby
I had to hide my dirty mind
And learn a completely different language
So I started to watch king television
And I developed an unforeseen libido
And if I put this thing into perspective
Before I tried to put shoe laces inside a brassiere
Have you seen how Chuck Norris kicks
Or how Jared fucking gobbles baguettes
I learned from both of them
And I applied it to sex, there's no stop
Cuz nowadays I can scuba dive
And at the same time fuck a chick doggy style
And that's how I became Texas Sex Ranger
Wearing Romano Prodi's wife's pussy color blazer
So if some stalker is harrasssing you
Then call to the scene the sexsual Walker
And if the stalker starts a rampage with a knife
I'll hit him with my dick so he'll drop
Not cuz I hit him hard
But specifically cuz swinging my dick fucking aggravates him
And little by little I'm beginning to be a legend
My agenda is not hidden at all
He's fucking again on the ground, out in the sea and in the sauna
In Japan they sell the sweat off my balls in the stores, what what
I'm not a Texas Ranger, instead [I'm a] Texas Sex Ranger
It's a danger to the boyfriend when my dick is in his chick's mouth
Danger danger Texas Sex Ranger
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Eino Antiwäkki:
(Ah, ah, ah, aah)
I remember my first trip to Texas, I was using ecstacy
I had sex with whores, off the streets I scored them
While they opened my zipper, I texted my wife back home
When I rolled around in bed with whores
I don't know how I would have the nerve to return back home
I thought, my wife cheats on me, but certainly in secret
I remove all the sperm off the sheets of a Texas motel
And I repeat [to myself] that I'll never make that mistake again, but
I remember how I strangled that bitch, she squeezed me
And it excited her that I was a sex tourist
Even though I'm married, it doesn't lessen my horniness
I snort white lines with a whore in a hotel, aa
Bitches are young, some have changed genders
Tits are plastic, they're professional whores
I'm fucking so much that I don't even feel like it anymore
Ketchup in my mustache, I'll go and eat at the beach for a change
No complaints about the bodies that the whores have
When I return home, I'll tell my wife to shave all the hairs off
After Texas I don't want anything coarse
There's no return back to every day life
Latvis:
I'm not a Texas Ranger, instead [I'm a] Texas Sex Ranger
It's a danger to the boyfriend when my dick is in his chick's mouth
I'm not a Texas Ranger, instead [I'm a] Texas Sex Ranger
It's a danger to the boyfriend when my dick is in his chick's mouth
Danger danger Texas Sex Ranger
Danger danger danger
Danger danger Texas Sex Ranger
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Danger danger Texas Sex Ranger
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Danger danger Texas Sex Ranger
Danger danger danger