A keresés eredménye

Country Cunt Licker

I was drinking with my friend, while touching her boobies,
And then showed to her my cock.
She was drinking booze like a wild one.
While showing me her hairy pussy.
 
After drinking not that much of a cheap vodka,
I have started to lick her salty clitoris.
Some curly hair have got on my tongue.
I was kissing with a fucking cunt, holy my fucking shit!
 
Hair from her pussy have got into my throat,
I have started to cough, and oh god, I couldn't hold myself!
I have threw up on her cunt, and made a fucking mess,
After that I puked on her boobies with a vomit mince!
 
-HOLY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE YOU BITCH!
-IT'S YOUR FUCKING HAIRY CUNT'S FAULT, YOU MUST FUCKING SHAVE IT!
-YOU HAVE PUKED ON MY TITS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AAAHAA!
 

Shit stirring stick

I am crazy ass plumber
Yes, I am a conservative janitor
To our plumbing service
I should be an example
I don't use Plunger
Rope I have sold
I take a long stick
And unclog with it
 
I have a stick
Shit stirring one
I poke it into loo
And spin it forty times
 
This stick is multipurpose
I stick it into poop
By this stick I clear the loos
And there's another one BUT
When I'm making homebrew
And its almost done
I stir the brew with the stick
Moonshine is done by now
 
I have a stick
Shit stirring one
I poke it into loo
And spin it forty times
 
Brewed on shit beverage raises degree
Adding a special flavour
And then the entire village
Drinks it's own poop
By this stick were cleared many toilets
In every house and hostel
Take a sip off plumber's drink
Brewed on shit
 
I have a stick
Shit stirring one
I poke it into loo
And spin it forty times
 

Fuck you

OOOOOOH
YEEEEEEE
OOOOOAAAAA
FUCK, FUCK!
 
-Shut up, you moron!
-Fuck you!
-Fuck your mouth!
-Fuck your ass!
-I'm gonna punch you in the ass if you wont shut up!
-Fuck you!
 
AAAAAAAAH AUNTIIIIIIE
COME ON
AAAAAH YEEEEE AAAAAAH
 
-Shut the fuck up!
-Fuck you!
-Shut your fucking mouth! You faggot, I'm gonna punch you really badly! Come here!
-Fuck you!
 
AAAAAAAAH
FUCKING SHIT!
OOOOO
BURPIN-BURPIN!
 
SOLO!
COME ON!
FUCK FUCK!
AAAAAH
TAPPING!
OOOOH
AAAAH
FUCK CUNT FUCK!
ROASTAGE!
I'M A FUCKED UP PERSON!
YOU FOOL!
 
-Where the fuck have you been?
-I was fucking a pussy
-Well what about me?
-Fuck you!
-We don't have much of a booze left.
-Then go and buy it.
-Fuck you!
 
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAH
OOOOOOO
OH FUCK!
CUUUUNT!
 

The Piss Has Eaten the Shit.

The sad shit is crawling.
And it reeks like shit.
And quite unexpectedly
The piss appeares.
The piss have wanted for a long time
To eat the sad shit.
Because the shit does not care
Where he will end up being.
 
Aaaaah, fuck, ooooh
The piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaaah, fuck, ooooh
The piss has eaten the shit.
 
The smell from farts is strong, BUT!
The piss is eating the shit.
The whole shit has been consumed
In that smelly piss, BUT!
Despite the piss's attempts
The shit won't drown.
That bitch is eating the shit.
But the shit is still floating.
 
Aaaaah, fuck, ooooh
The piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaaah, fuck, ooooh
The piss has eaten the shit.
 
Ah, solo, yes
 
The shit is swimming in the piss
And the no one's kitty is also swimming.*
And the piss like from the river,
Does not belong to anyone too.
Well, that's how the fucking circle goes.
The piss is eating the shit,
And the shit flows in the piss.
 
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
Aaaah, the piss has eaten the shit.
 

Minced meat fucker

-Hey, what the-, what the fuck are you doing?
-G-Get lost, I'm fucking a minced meat!
 
Goddamn Culinary workers,
Are fucking minced meat every day.
Main Cooker - penetrator and dumbass.
He is an avid minced meat fucker.
When he makes a cheburek*
He would pull out his dick.
And before putting the minced meat
He will surely fuck it.
 
Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck!
 
He would spin all the meat through the meat grinder,
And then make a big-ass ball out of it.
After that, he'd pull out his dick
And energetically fuck the minced meat.
He is not even getting sadder
From the fact that he cums inside of it.
And then this fucker
Would feed the people with it.
 
Minced Meat Fucker Solo!
 
Minced Meat is better than a pussy!
 
Sexual fucking madman
He would spin the meat through meat grinder.
And then our fucking dumbass
Would put his dick inside the meat grinder.
This fucker is worse than a faggot!
He is fucking meat without even stopping!
This is fucked-up as hell.
How long will you keep fucking the minced meat?
 
Oh, fuck, Minced Meat Fucker!
 
-You fucking pissed me off, get the fuck away!