A keresés eredménye

Oops!

The alarm rings, I have to go to school
I grab my bag, my hands full
Have left, without my socks
Look at my coat, a red stain
Jump on my bike, tires flat
So I run fast, and hear the school bell
 
When I storm into the classroom late
Everyone turns around
 
And I think: Oops!
I’m wearing my shirt backwards
And have also left my fly open
And I think: Oops!
I’ve torn my pants again
But that does nothing with my mood
 
There is a party at our house
We’re making a lot of noise
Because we sing, and we’re going to jump
I swing my arms around
And hit the lamp that was standing there
An accident, in a thousand pieces
 
And everyone looks at me
It can only be one
 
And I think: Oops!
I’m wearing my shirt backwards
And have also left my fly open
And I think: Oops!
I’ve torn my pants again
But that does nothing with my mood
 
I can’t catch my breath
Everyone looks at me
And cannot catch their breath
Oops!
So laugh at me
It can only be one
Always happens to me
Oops!
 
I don’t know how it happens
That this happens to me
So I laugh and can’t catch my breath
I don’t know how it happens
That this happens to me
And everyone looks at me
 
And I think: Oops!
I’m wearing my shirt backwards
And have also left my fly open
And I think: Oops!
I’ve torn my pants again
But that does nothing with my mood
 
I can’t catch my breath
Everyone looks at me
And cannot catch their breath
Oops!
So laugh at me
It can only be one
Always happens to me
Oops!
Oops!
 

Doctor, I'm so dumb

Doctor, I'm so stupid
Doctor, I admit it
Doctor, I'm tired tired tired of knowing nothing
Doctor, I'm so dumb
I feel sorry for myself
I'm the champion, the dumbest fool
 
I'm going to the doctor today
I can't beat it anymore
I hear the same thing all day long
You have sawdust in your head
That's it: I say the stupidest things
What is the first name of Prince Claus
I heard a zebra sing
What is the name of the Pope's daughter
I have a horrible disease
I'm the stupidest of them all
 
Doctor, I'm so oil-dumbdumb
Doctor, I admit it
Doctor, I'm tired tired tired of knowing nothing
Doctor, I'm so oil-dumbdumb
I feel sorry for myself
I'm the champion, the dumbest fool
 
I am a hollow barrel of problems
What is the capital of paris
Shall I take the train to Ireland
And now I forget the tune again
May I have a nice bouquet of sailors
And the largest half of that cake
Who can blush with their buttocks
The table salt is mined in Delft
I have a terrible ailment
I'm the stupidest of them all
 
Doctor, I'm so oil-dumbdumb
Doctor, I admit it
Doctor, I'm tired tired tired of knowing nothing
Doctor, I'm so oil-dumbdumb
What is the medicine
I want a miracle pill
I want to be the prettiest