A keresés eredménye

House party

There was a breathtaking binge at my place last week
I've regretted it since, it's a miracle that I've survived it
There were many famous movie actors among the guests
But unfortunately none of them were particularly gentle
 
Laaah lah laah
Lallah lallah lah
 
The one who's very strong and so brave was here too
He clanks like metal if you kick him, he's the Terminator1
He retired rather early, he left the crowd behind
And facefucked the dishwasher in a small room
 
Laaah lah laah
Lallah lallah lah
 
Hooo, this house party wasn't a bright idea
None of these sick fucks will be allowed here anymore
Hooo, I admit to you, I feel very down
Now I can scrub body fluids for three weeks
 
The catwoman exclaimed: 'Oh, how splendid it would be
If someone would take me without a condom!'
The rubber man replied: 'I don't need rubber
My stick was made from caoutchouc to begin with.'
 
Laaah lah laah
Lallah lallah lah
 
The doctors from ER2drank like fish too
Doctor Carter smeared his shit on the wall
Farther from the others Benton was up to no good
He was doing something too, but I don't know what
 
Laaah lah laah
Lallah lallah lah
 
Hooo, this house party wasn't a bright idea
None of these sick fucks will be allowed here anymore
Hooo, I admit to you, I feel very down
Now I can scrub body fluids for three weeks
 
Then suddenly KITT and Michael3entered the house
They were barely able to stop, they were so wasted
Michael felt it inside him that this night is theirs
So he put KITT's exhaust pipe right up his ass
 
Laaah lah laah
Lallah lallah lah
 
The Transformers4became horny as fuck too
RoboCop5was sitting just next to them on a bench
They've grabbed him and played catch with his body with dicks erect
They fucked him so much, the paint came off of the poor guy
 
Laaah lah laah
Lallah lallah lah
 
Only after this came the biggest
Scandal
I woke up and who snores in my bed?
The Girl with the Mousehead!6
 
Hooo, this house party wasn't a bright idea
None of these sick fucks will be allowed here anymore
Hooo, I admit to you, I feel very down
Now I can scrub body fluids for three weeks
 

• 1. Reference to the 1984 science fiction film directed by James Cameron.
• 2. An American medical drama television series created by novelist and physician Michael Crichton.
• 3. Characters from the American action crime drama television series titled Knight Rider.
• 4. A Japanese–American media franchise that deals with the battles of sentient, living autonomous robots.
• 5. The titular character from the 1987 American science fiction action film.
• 6. The Kovbojok have a song titled 'The Girl with the Mousehead'.

Balkalaki Homfó

The tales of Middle-earth1are not over yet
This is what the following hobbit story is about
The brother-in-law of Barka Pali is the protagonist now
But he prefers farting over boozing
 
Not many people like Balkalaki Homfó
Any who dares to come near him, runs away quick
Usually trouble comes after lunch
Because if he eats too much beans, his ass complains
 
I'm Balkalaki Homfó, I'm very fond of the bean soup
If you don't believe it, my little pal, just take a whiff of my keister
 
Our halfling has been to Moria too
This little, fickle guy was furtively following Gollam
As soon as they've entered the mine of the dwarfs
He laid a rugged fart on Gollam's shoulder blade
 
One day he got to the Prancing Pony
Sadly the famous chronicle doesn't mention this
But all the good friends were running like headless chickens
When they've smelled the sigh of his ass
 
I'm Balkalaki Homfó, I'm very fond of the bean soup
If you don't believe it, my little pal, just take a whiff of my keister
 
In front of the dark lord he had a bright idea
'Well, since I'm here, I'm going to fart on something that's his'
He looked up at Sauron and spoke thusly 'Look!'
And the nice steel helmet got filled with foul steam
 
There's no more darkness and stubborn tyranny
The whole country is covered with a stinking mist
A golden crown adorns the head of our little Homfó
And there's a fucking huge bean field where Mordor used to be
 
Yet the people of Middle-earth remain irritated
'Cause that ass went haywire and it farts everywhere
Poor Homfó gets banished to beyond the sea
So Sauron will again become the ruler of the world
 
I'm Balkalaki Homfó, I'm very fond of the bean soup
If you don't believe it, my little pal, just take a whiff of my keister
 
I'm Balkalaki Homfó, I live my life in exile
But I'm still happy like this, 'cause my farts are never ending
 

• 1. The fictional setting of much of the English writer J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy.

Seven Commandments

Let's start off on the assumption that I'm God
If you refute this, you'll have trouble
With this you would break my first commandment
Let's check out what are the seven commandments!
 
According to the 2nd you should remove half of your brain
This will make sure that a lump won't grow there
But you could still easily get cancer of the liver for example
Have your dick cut off too, if you think that's a good idea
 
For the 3rd: you should seek out David Beckham1
You'll apply factor 25 sunscreen on his back
As for the 4th, get yourself a Slayer2drumstick
And molest him from behind with it
 
Hoo-oh-oh
Seven Commandments
Eternal life awaits you beyond death
Hoo-oh-oh
Seven Commandments
A bombastic citadel of fakery
Come here already!
 
The 5th is that you should discipline your little sister
For keep putting pieces of Legos3up her ass
If she makes me angry, she won't appreciate what she gets
She'll have to watch Sas-cabaret4until she falls over
 
The 6th is that you should get roaring drunk
The hard part is just about to come, it'll blow your mind
'Keep sober!' this would be the final commandment
Huh! I've made it a paradox, I've fucked you!
 
Hoo-oh-oh
Seven Commandments
Eternal life awaits you beyond death
Hoo-oh-oh
Seven Commandments
A bombastic citadel of fakery
Come here already!
 
Suddenly a subdued voice could be heard from the sky:
'There's a zeroth commandment besides the seven
You deserve a clout on the head if you believe all this
Don't be a dumbass, not even I believe in me!'
 
Hoo-oh-oh
Seven Commandments
Eternal life awaits you beyond death
Hoo-oh-oh
Seven Commandments
A bombastic citadel of fakery
Come here already!
 

• 1. An English former professional footballer.
• 2. Slayer was an American thrash metal band.
• 3. A line of plastic construction toys.
• 4. A cabaret produced by József Sas, a Hungarian actor and comedian. His show was known during the communist era but some would say that it was boring and repetitious. After the Soviet era what audience the show has retained almost exclusively consisted of old people.

Devil

You must have heard of me, i'm the Devil,
Red assed, Jock with a fork, and i bathe in lava
I'm sick of, that men are falluble, like animals
I've decided, i teach some a lesson.
 
For example: The Eskimos, who ate shrooms,
Then they've decided they settle in the biggest cold,
Wow this snow field is so pretty, ice and seal,
i will melt your igloo, that'll be fun!
 
R:
'Cause when i arrive, the earth is shaking,
The friggin man can dread!
 
Pay attention bartender, you prick!Where's my shot?
In revenge i'll watch your girlfriend while she takes a bath
You fucktard Gundel-waiter, hurry your ass up!
Give me my Stew or i'll tear you hair out!
 
Why does the vegetable vendor granny stands by herself?
On her grayish little head she should have 60 peaches
Mr.Einstein's Hairy-Fairy like a haystack,
My smell of breath will incubate him for a lifetime
 
R:
'Cause when i arrive, the earth is shaking,
The friggin man can dread!
 
There was still a sip of beer left, i asked you not to take it away,
We'll intentionally flirt with your wife in fron of your face!
You'll know too, it's cold, why didn't you take a coat on?
If it happens once again, i'm no longer your friend!
 
*Solo*
 
R
'Cause when i arrive, the earth is shaking,
The friggin man can dread!
 
Why are you so sure that ghosts exist?
If you are such an idiot you should pay twice!
If someone from here is Sweden or Denmark,
Those sadly have to sleep with my granny.
 
Botesz