A keresés eredménye

We were fucking for the first time

I’lol bring out my white suit
And put on a black tie
I’ll buy flowers, come to you
I’ll tell you how much I love you
I was flying to you with candy
My shoes were freaking on the road
Ran into the front yard with a bouquet of roses
And you have diarrhea again
 
We were tucking for the first time
And you shitted yourself
It was so disgusting
Fucking you, and you’re covered in shit
 
You came out, screamed:
Hey
Jumped onto my neck
And after, farting loudly
Said: I love you
I stood in shock for half an hour
But I didn’t show it
I said, it’s because of love
My eyes are watering like that
 
We were tucking for the first time
And you shitted yourself
It was so disgusting
Fucking you, and you’re covered in shit
 
You grabbed the candy
Said: I am all yours now
With one hand, you took off your underwear,
With the other, put some candy in your mouth
 
We were tucking for the first time
And you shitted yourself
It was so disgusting
Fucking you, and you’re covered in shit
We were tucking for the first time
And you shitted yourself
It was so disgusting
Fucking you, and you’re covered in shit
 
You’re ignoring me again
Sleeping on the toilet until the morning
I brought you candy
And you have diarrhea again.
 

Don't fly away

It was so brutal, it was not easy.
It was unchangeable (also near), it was far away.
It was painful in the heart, and heavy the soul.
 
The stars were not shining, and the moon didn't beam.
But, that time has passed, and Autumn has come.
The sky became clear, and bright sunshine came through.
And the morning dawn was so wonderful.
 
Don't fly away!
Please, don't fly away from me anyway.
My heart,
is always open for you
Wherever you are,
wherever you are, I'll seek you out.
And in all dreams,
in search of love I'll come after you.
 
Life is complete different, when you are around.
The sun is shining and flowers bloom.
And I can't think of anything else --
but you and your love...
 
It was so brutal, it was not easy.
You were so far away from me,
but the sky has cleared, with bright sunshine light.
And the morning dawn was so wonderful...
 
Don't fly away!
Please, don't fly away from me anyway.
My heart,
is always open for you
Wherever you are,
wherever you are, I'll seek you out.
And in all dreams,
in search of love I'll come after you.
 

Punk anthem

Where German tanks get stuck
Russian punks get through freely
You can even crush me with a tank
I'll still be a punk!
 
Rap is shit, Pop is shite!
Punks, yo! The victory is ours!
Rap is shit, Pop is shite!
Punks, yo! The victory is ours!
 
Doychen soldaten, nikhs fershteyn [German soldiers, don't understand anything]
Offizyr un partizayn [Officer and partisan fighter]
Doychen soldaten, gitler kaput [German soldiers, Hitler is kaput]!
Punk's are gonna fuck Pop's face!
 
Rap is shit, Pop is shite!
Punks, yo! The victory is ours!
Rap is shit, Pop is shite!
Punks, yo! The victory is ours!
 
Doychen soldaten [German soldiers], German tanks
Un partizayn [and partisan fighter], Russian punks
Doychen soldaten [German soldiers], can even let a tank at me
Gitler kaput [Hitler is kaput], I'll be a punk
 
Rap is shit, Pop is shite!
Punks, yo! The victory is ours!
Rap is shit, Pop is shite!
Punks, yo! The victory is ours!
 

Beer, Vodka, Okay, Lie Down.

There was a mistake once,
Вecause we can't do anything without making mistakes.
My friens came, you know, into my house, la-la-la
To get drunk and booze up
So, they brought, uh...
– Okay, they brought nothing.
We were having fun,
– But, you know, I wasn't having much fun.
– We’ll drink the tеа, eat all dried fish,
Sandwiches and sausages.
– Tea,
– Coffee,
And sausages.
– Beer, vodka, okay, lie down.
Tea, slippers, pelmeni,
We were dancing gapak.
– Tea, coffee, sandwiches and sausages... and... Vova, I'm begging you don't eat my sausages.
– So, let’s eat some...
– Vova, don’t eat my sausages.
– ... soup.
– Нere is fried potatoes. Have we got pickles?
– All, you know, I had...
 
We’ll drink the tea, coffee, eat sandwiches and sausages,
Tea, fried fish and sausages.
Let’s eat Misha.
Tea, slippers, pelmeni,
We were dancing gapak.
– Tea, coffee, sandwiches and sausages... Vova, please, put my plate down, you're already full mouth, I'm concerned.
– More holodets and pickles.
– Just yesterday I bought food and today it's gone. Nothing to say, comrades.
I don't know the feeling of peace after I've eaten dried fish.
A lot of chicks,
But for some reason they can’t be found at all.
– Wait a minute, what about my Naden’ka? Isn't she a chick?
Okay, really, she isn’t a chick.
We don't have enough beer, dried fish and pelmeni till morning.
 
We’ll drink the tea, coffee, eat sandwiches and sausages.
Tea, dried fish and sausages.
– Beer, vodka, okay, lie down.
– Tea, coffee, cheese named “Friendship”.
 

Cheburek

Cheburek
 
Vasya, you walk in a dream
In the apartment, and in the kitchen,
You smile to yourself,
Eating all the foods,
And in the morning it is all empty -
The refrigerator of firm 'Dnepr'.
I remain so hungry -
Where are my, damn, chebureks?
 
The most-most-most cherish cheburek,
The most delicious, the biggest.
The most appetizing banana was stash -
You eat it, bitch!
 
Vasya, you've enrage me -
How much can you eat foods?
You're already swollen like a pig -
Ate dried fruit from the bucket.
Tomorrow I'll hang the locke
On the refrigerator firm 'Dnepr',
So you can't eat again
The cherish chebureks.
 
The most-most-most cherish cheburek,
The most delicious, the biggest.
The most appetizing banana was stash -
You eat it, bitch!
 
Why are you rumbling here? Locomotive, or what? In my opinion, locomotive was not in the score, yep!
The most-most-most cherish cheburek,
The most delicious, the biggest.
The most appetizing banana was stash -
You eat it, bitch!
 
Tibor from QS-FB

Gardens

(a parody of the film 'The Irony of Fate, or With Easy Steam')
 
-Are you saying that I'm in Leningrad? What?... Uh-uh... Why are you drop me all the time?
 
-The dope smelled sweet when the gardens blossomed...
-Why are you...
-When you came home with a drunken mug suddenly.
-Drop me all the time.
-Where Vasya fought in convulsions from your cry,
And I suffered, I believed, and nothing more.
 
Once a year you were sober.
-We are with friends…
-One times an year went to the cinema.
-31st...
-Everything only once
We didn't have a scandal.
Only once.
Only once.
 
-Do you want to say that I'm in Leningrad?
 
And the stars fell quietly when the gardens blossomed.
-What? What?
When you were lying in a pub under a rack, buzzed.
-You don't understand…
And from your snout there was a fume.
-I... I... I...
-Сhecked all your pockets, but there's nothing there.
 
Once a year you were sober.
-And you…
-One times an year went to the cinema.
-Go to hell!
-Everything only once
You turned me into a palace.
Only once.
Only once.
 
-You don't understand... Why are you so stupid?
 
-And I'm starting a divorce when the gardens bloomed,
When you came home from the sobering-up station.
And I no longer hid my happy eyes:
I went for a walk happy with my neighbor for the first time.
 
Once a year you were sober.
-We are with friends…
-One time you drank coffee.
-31st...
-Everything only once
You bit the neighbor into the eye.
Only once.
Only once.
 
'...we always go to the bath-house, we have such a tradition.'
-Oh, how disgusting, how disgusting this is your jellied fish.
-And this how I break the door... What do you mean, I'm from another movie?
 
Tibor from QS-FB

Aria of the Stoned Fighters

Try to guess my riddle at once
Try to cerebrate
And if you guess the riddle, then
Your box will be safe
 
If only you don't guess the riddle
We'll fuck you then in squat
Well, then in skipping and in a jump
We're shattered your box
 
Well, the riddle,
Is simple like a chery from the box:
Hair, hair,
And the sausage in the middle
 
Well, the riddle,
Is simple like a cherry from the box:
What is hair,
And the sausage in the middle
 
I see, you don't want to answer the question
Push your lips and ask for something
Pushing your eyes out of the orbits
And your box blows into a thirds
 
Well, the riddle,
Is simple like a chery from the box:
Hair, hair,
And the sausage in the middle
 
Well, the riddle,
Is simple like a cherry from the box:
What is hair,
And the sausage in the middle
 
An answer: corn
 
Tibor from QS-FB

Temper

*note: In Russia it is considered healthy to immediately plunge into cold water after being warmed up by a hot bath or spa. This can be translated as 'tempering'.
 
Bros! Let's all dive in! ...three-four!
 
We were drinking with our friends
And drunkenly decided
That tomorrow we will temper together
 
We got up earlier in the morning
Grabbed our towels
And went to bathe in the ice hole
 
We shouted like penguins
And yelled like bisons
Because it was very very cold, radishes.
 
But we knew, we definitely knew
That we would very soon become
We would become cool and fearless walruses
 
REF:
And our neighbors looked out the window
They, fools, couldn't understand
That to temper is cool
Every minute you get higher, strengthen
And you are bettering your health
 
And now bros, let's swim up, three-four.
 
We are cool like Rambo
And we honestly are tempering
Soon we will become like Stallone, let's jump in
 
We are diving like penguins
And screaming like moose
Because all our hair has been covered by ice
 
The engineer Taras Petrovich smiled very brightly,
Because from the cold his tooth split
 
My jaw has hung open, because my saliva has frozen in my mouth
But you cannot scare him with such foolishness, bros.
 
I am not joking,
I will prove this bros,
Tempering is fantastic
Crazy good and healthy
Stimulates the blood vessels
 
And it's so great
sends away
Phylococcus
Kills any Diplodocus
 
Use condoms.
Borya, swim deeper
Butthead, Butthead, you look, that one with the spot, that one with the beard, yes, two bald ones are swimming. Like two bobs.
 
We were diving very long, comrades.
And the neighbors were all looking
And then when we completely froze.
 
They drug us home
They warmed us up on coals
And then we were taken away by the ambulance
 
Reanimation is now our second home
Since we got sick with all kinds of nonsense
 
Prostate and UTI, comrades
Pneumonia and bronchitis
 
The freezing off of important tissues,
We will never become fathers
And maybe that's for the best
 
But we are optimists and you cannot scare us
Once we get better, we will get used to it
 
To fires and floods
Any kinds of floods
 
For bites of insects
To become like Sylvester Stallone
 
And now comrades timurovians, let's go!
Into the the ice hole! After comrade Lenin
And after other friends of pioners! Forward!
Yeah! Comrade Vasya! Give me the drum!
Vladimir Ilyich, put your hands away!