2021.03.22.
It's not beer that kills
Versions: #1I found a wisdom’s crown –
Learned where all dangers lie:
In beer nobody drowns,
In water people die.
All those deep-water bodies –
They cause so much mayhem!
Beer never killed nobody,
Water killed bunch of them!
Let's say, an accused plotter,
My friend-salesman, so dear,
Just only once with water
Slightly diluted beer.
Shaking with all his body,
He cried in court, “Oh damn!
Beer never killed nobody,
Water killed bunch of them!”
When in fight with your spouse,
And you’re upset, my dear,
You won’t go to bathhouse,
You’ll come to have a beer.
Here you won’t feel noddy,
You’ll grunt and say, “Oh damn!
Beer never killed nobody,
Water killed bunch of them!”