2020.10.11.
two slaps and there goes my girl
na na na naok, Mr. Nelly, the year 2013., Novi Sad
I'm going to the pool with my good pal
and I say hot chicks are there now
42, 3, 4 degrees
its so hot out here now
I'm looking here I'm looking there
like an idiot I slipped
and here I am, I fell into the water
but the problem is I cant even swim
so here I am, drowning
man I'm drowning I almost died
and then I see someone jumping- saving me
I open my eyes- and hey its my ex
and then boom- she slaps me hey
I say what's wrong with you, she says 'get up!'
you're crazy, get away from me now
can't you see I'm alive and kicking
not even 15 minutes passed
I just sat down to chill out
I know there was a girl behind me
and suddenly she comes and slaps me
I ask my pal: 'what's up with them today, huh?'
why are they all over me, I don't know, no
and he's sitting there like a fool, laughing, and says
bro I'll explain it all
he goes, I accidentally touched her
and she thinks you did it, so you got one
he's laughing and I'm in pain
she's got a strong arm man
I decided not to move
I'm sittin here, sunbathing alone
in 30 minutes I'm going home
because man today is not my day
texting my girl on the phone
she says: 'I'm coming, be there'
I'm watching her from afar
as she's coming with her friend now
and i see, yet again, a girl approaching me
if its a slap, please go the other way
she goes: 'no, i love your songs you know,
Mr. Nelly I'm one of your fans'
she throws herself at me, starts hugging me
she's squeezing my hand, and I'm resisting
and then my girlfriend sees me
she thinks I'm with another girl
and she approaches me
she goes 'you and I are through
I'm done with you'
wait let me explain
it's not my fault
she goes 'you and I are through
I'm done with you'
wait let me explain
it's not my fault
I got two slaps
and there goes my girl
today is not my day
never again am I going to the pool...