2020.07.30.
In a Couch From IKEA
Versions:In a couch from IKEA, Dad sits and beats Mom
It's TV night and Mom has spilled some beer on the living room table
So now Dad is swearing and beating Mom and using taboo words
In a couch from IKEA, Mom sits and pulls Dad by the hair
In huge chunks, Mom rips out all of the hair he has
Then Dad goes to karate classes and Mom goes to the bar
In a couch from IKEA, Dad sits and beats Mom
Dad gets strong when he gets angry and Dads gets angry when he thinks
That his wife is cheating on him with her boss at his office
In a couch from IKEA, Mom sits and claws at Dad
And then they scream and rip off the clothes they wear
And then they do what makes Mom a mother and Dad a father
In a couch from IKEA, Mom lies and Mom is dead
Then the kids go to an orphanage and Dad on bread and water
That was today's little sunshine, sincerely Wam & Vennerød