2022.03.30.
Million dollar buttocks
That girl Ilona is so beautiful,They noticed that already at school
She learned to read very well,
She learned to undress, but not dress
When she was buttoning her blue jeans
That was ogled by
The PE teacher and all the kids,
Oh boy, how amazing buttocks!
Ilona, dodging her homework
Grew up, running and doing gymnastics
She waved a wooden phallus
Since she liked to play baseball, you see
Though Finland is a bit aloof
Even abroad they gave attention
To those buttocks of hers
Ilona was invited to a photoshoot
They promised her great rewards,
And photographed Ilona from behind
And she, I guess on purpose
Lay on her stomach in the photos
New York, Paris, Vaalimaa1
Soon around the world
The oldsters and the kids saw
The international buttocks
And when one gets enough money,
They'll become interested in politics too
To the ballot boxes lead
Those resplendent rear ends2
When the campaign required an ad
It was made in a trice
A pear shape, and cusps in that
Democratic buttocks
In the parliament Ilona
Has crap in her mouth everyday
And one seldom can tell
Whether it's her top or bottom speaking
Ilona also learned to play this game
Her governing body
is adored by the oldsters and the kids
The buttocks rule the nation!