A keresés eredménye oldal 14

I was sitting on terrace

I was sitting on terrace
With expression on my face
And expressed by my face
Was with what you sit on terrace
 
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I Had Trouble With The Misses

I had trouble with the misses
Everywhere since I was kid.
Aunties beat me for the nieces,
And for daughters - mommies did.
 
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I Sail With My Sweetheart Blonde

I sail with my sweetheart blonde
Back and forth across the pond,
But my boat I cannot moor -
Husband waits with log on shore.
 
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Northern Capital's Three Hundred

Northern capital's three hundred,1
The whole country celebrates.
Schools and hospitals've been plundered,
There's no money for updates.
 

• 1. 300 years anniversary of St. Petersburg, Russia

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Hammer's Left And Sickle's Right

Hammer's left and sickle's right:
That's the sign of Soviet pride.
Whether you reap or you forge,
You'll get nothing but the scourge.
 
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Darling Doesn't Kiss Me...

Darling doesn't kiss me, hissing:
'During Fast it is third rail.'
But the love without kissing's
Like a cow without tail!
 
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By The Elm Tree Near Pines

By the elm tree near pines
I made love to you three times,
But just two times under pines,
My tool too needs rest sometimes!
 
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Heavy Fog Hangs Outside

Heavy fog hangs outside,
Nappy's dry already.
All your love has been a lie,
All, except your baby.
 
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I Was Beaten By My Mommy

I was beaten by my mommy
For my daily late homecoming.
Not to wake her up I will
Come home for the morning drill!
 
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Two Lovers

Far away and nearby
I have got two lovers.
I love one in winter time,
Summer's for the other.
 
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By a Sheer Chance...

By a sheer chance Petrovich
Put his junk in English tea.
Everything at once turned novel:
English dick and junky tea.
 
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Lately For My Hon I Made

Lately for my hon I made
Price list for my services.
On the prices eyes he laid
And no longer covets me.
 
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Time Was Moved an Hour Ahead

Time was moved an hour ahead -
Globe's filled with anxiety.
Johnson used to rise in bed,
Now - on bus, insanity!
 
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Darling Doesn't Want to Kiss Me

Darling doesn't want to kiss me,
Doesn't covet me at all.
I will marry him to piss him,
Let him suffer in my thrall!
 
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In The Window Bloom Two Flowers

In the window bloom two flowers -
Light blue one and scarlet one.
I won't give it to my darling,
He's no child: let's get it done.
 
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Steamboat Pushed Onshore...

Steamboat pushed onshore. Disaster!
Captain yells: Full steam ahead!
How is such dick head entrusted
With the steamboat? What a dread!
 
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Darling Sits On Threshold Base

Darling sits on threshold base
With expression on his face.
The expression he portrays
Is like thing that touches base.
 
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Now The Mausoleum I'm Hitting

Now the Mausoleum I'm hitting
In a window there's a penis.
It is surely a greeting,
And the dick, for sure, is Lenin's.
 

Yaroslavl' Prison Ward

Yaroslavl' prison ward
Welcomed flock of little birds.
They have found a way inside,
Getting out? - Never mind!
 
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By Thy Feet I'm Gonna Drag Thee

By thy feet I'm gonna drag thee
To the bushes at the curb:
Who would fuck a beauty queen bee
On the road? I'm not a twerp.
 
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Up The Hill's A Grindstone Spare,

Up the hill's a grindstone spare,
Underneath: a harrow stands:
Foreman fucks a dappled mare,
It's no skin off my nose, man.
 
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We Don't Sow And We Don't Furrow

We don't sow and we don't furrow,
We kill time without slight.
We swing schlongs from church bell tower,
Driving clouds out of sight.
 
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When Discussing Plans of NATO

When discussing plans of NATO,
Can I be polite? I cannot!
I'm in general perverse,
I can't live without a curse!
 
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I Was Spreading For A Geek

I was spreading for a geek
Right on top of lean-to mound
Girlfriends, 'penis' is a 'dick'
But a very tiny one...
 

Guinness Book of Records's Boggled

Guinness Book of Records's boggled
By Vassily's recent trick:
Three half-liter vodka bottles
He can drink in single swig.
 
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It Is Said That Eve And Adam

It is said that Eve and Adam
Picked the first fruit from the apple.
We keep picking them till dawn:
I, together with my hon...
 
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Frogs Are Croaking In The Pond

Frogs are croaking in the pond
Right behind the village,
As I spin tall tales and more
In my sweetheart's ears.
 
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At The Kiev Railway Station

At the Kiev railway station1
Once two priests were loitering.
Were loitering, were loitering,
Then stole all cash from cashbox wing.
 

• 1. lit: Kiev Passenger Rail terminal in Moscow

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Darling's Left to Join The Army

Darling's left to join the army
And told me to date no one.
I won't do it though I'm horny,
If boys call, I'll jump the gun.
 
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Maidens Frolicked On Cold Ice

Maidens frolicked on cold ice,
Froze their tiny flimflam vise.
But without this flimflam vise
Nothing's going: bad or nice.
 
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Once Above The Village Barn

Once above the village barn
Lightning struck with loud clap.
Maidens had their hymens torn,
But women only gasped: Oh, crap!
 
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Sing Alone, My Dear Lover

Sing alone, my dear lover,
For I cannot sing at all.
I misstepped and fell from platform,
And can't open my pie hole.
 
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