2021.03.29.
My dog
Versions: #1I have a dog which lays in my shop
He doesn't like bitches, they get under his skin
Alongside all the bitches, old dogs surround him
They don't like hanging around with good dogs
My dog likes to crawl inside holes,
and when he does I feel like screaming
I shake all over and my heart beats fast
he doesn't even listen, in the hole he just keeps digging
At night he likes to cuddle,
he won't let me sleep,
crawling across my knee
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Like my dog there is no other,
bigger than a croissant*, smaller than a yugo**
He loves kitties and small fish,
He gets excited around (?) with makeup
I don't know what breed he is, maybe a bird-dog,
But he really loves sleeping on eggs***
Around horses, he gets frustrated,
He immediately looks for dark hole to hide in.
He doesn't belong at an exhibit, but he's good-nautred
He hates seeing blood or hearing groans,
[He] jumps on everyone who likes to smoke****
He wags his tail when [they] scratch his chin
At night he likes to cuddle,
he won't let me sleep,
crawling across my knee
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