2021.11.15.
(Party) CRASHER
Yeah, Kira on the phone!'Yo, Kira, ehh i don't have time at all right now.
i'll call you back later, okay?
So don't be mad,
i'm on my way right now to completly fuck up a party.
I'll call you back later.
Kiss'
Pull up with the City scooter, at you shitty Party
I'm not invited and invited myself.
looks like you don't want Bricky Boy to be included
But i have a grabbing hook
man, i jump in the window of your Bando
or whatever you call your house, bro
And once i'm in, i'm not noticed
'cause the lights are off and it's really loud
like i ninja i jump behind the couch, ah
And i only think: 'man, how fucking ugly is this house?'
But i have a mission and can't leave yet
And with my eagle eye i count all the Missits (freaks) in the room
i count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen missets
and my nose tells me there are a few more Missets in the next room, heh
big and small missets
i see every type of misset at this party, ah
the only over cool motherfucker behind the couch is not a misset
But i can't supress my coolness forever
and the guy in front of me feels a cool breeze on his back
and he looks behind the couch, shit, he noticed me
and i scream: 'Beastboy' and jump through the room
and plug the mic in the motherfucking (stereo) system
now it's prime time
cause the Baba makes an anouncement
So first, i want every misset to know, they are worth nothing
now for real, with your stupid foolish talk i have maximum human basic respect
And secondly, i am the best one here
This is the most important thing, please write that down with a really fat pen
and put the note on a place where you can't forget
and third, everyone, who dares to claim that i'm not the coolest on this planet, will be beheaded
or put on the pyre
becauce i need noone of you blasphemists
and fourth, everybody now goes on youtube and subscribes me
and after that on twitch and donats
and after that on spotify and subcribes to the playlist
'sorry, but who are you and what do you want here?'
'put the beat back on'
'digga, i'll call the cops'
'PUT THE BEAT BACK ON'
pull up with the city scooter at your shitty party
i'm not ivited, and invited myself
Looks like you don't want Bricky Boy to be included
but i have a grabbing hook
man i jump out the window on the street
and run from the arriving police jeep
was cool but i never get to point five
until now everytime someone had to call the police
Goddamn, man i race through the streets on my city scooter
if you still want to catch me you better get a helicopter
or tank or jet or...
'pull over to the right or i'll shoot!'
okay, stop right now,
Mr. Officer
i hope i don't have to say it again
i know, you're jelous, cause i'm piculiar
This is a warning, you don't take me off the streets again
i am the god here, and if i want to, you are the offering
i pee on your leg, and my bladder isn't even full
It's is this Beastboy, so really, man, what are you doing?
What are you doing with the hand cuffs?
What are you doing?
'First You'll sit in the Car'
Ans now i sit in the patrol car
On the Navigation system is written: 'Asylum', but i dont ask any questions mhm
the only question i think of is: ' how can i start a cypher here?'
Bite through the hand cuffs, grab my phone
and go in the radio via bluetooth
pull up with the city scooter at your shitty party
i'm not ivited, and invited myself
Looks like you don't want Bricky Boy to be included
cause now i sit in the patrol car
'You have to admit he's can rap!'
pull up with the city scooter at your shitty party (party)
Shitty Pa Pa (Party)
Pa, at your shitty party
(party)
pull up with the city scooter at your shitty party
shitty Pa, Pa, (Party),
Pa, at your shitty Party
yeah kira on the phone!