A keresés eredménye

Midsummer Mead/Fucked by Juha

[1st stanza: Heikki Kuula]
'Father had a little lamb' was playing from a boombox
I fucked a sheep out of love of the species 1
And it's nice to be at the dentist
When you are a Moomin and have zero holes 2
Only toilet paper into the toilet 3
So I'll leave my turd to the corner
And I'll vent to my diary 4
So don't lurk
 
[Refrain: Kalevauva.fi & Pyhimys]
I called you as you just came to my mind 5
I left my gloves to a rack, put them to your hands 6
Eggs from Suvisaaristo 7
Elias Tapani Karhu 8
Jorma is bottling wearing only his pants 9
Midsummer Mead 10
Midsummer Mead
Midsummer Mead
I don't drink for religious reasons
I drink for completely other reasons
Midsummer Mead
 
[2nd stanza: Pyhimys]
This correspondent the Screaming Cat 11
From the next door of Laughter yoga
Is giving you crisis therapy
And it's starting to bear fruit
Instantly bothering a young girl 12
I'm looking for fresh rectum 13
Because man's 20 cents
Is usually 12 cents 14
Don't hate Hangover-Päivi 15
She's a pretty good woman, nothing bad
The pie had a rye crust 16
Maltsu is the real Fingerpori
 
[Refrain: Kalevauva.fi & Pyhimys]
I called you as you just came to my mind
I left my gloves to a rack, put them to your hands
Eggs from Suvisaaristo
Elias Tapani Karhu
Jorma is bottling wearing only his pants
Midsummer Mead
Midsummer Mead
Midsummer Mead
I don't drink for religious reasons
I drink for completely other reasons
Midsummer Mead
 
[3rd stanza: Voli]
Marshal's shot is drunk filled to the brim 17
Where I'm from they sell lots of horses, neigh 18
I had a meal in the Japanese embassy 19
Wind is from South-West 20
Little cloudy 21
 
[Outro: Kalevauva.fi]
Midsummer Mead
Midsummer Mead
Midsummer Mead
 
Midsummer Mead
Midsummer Mead
Midsummer Mead
 

• 1. or 'out of love of the sport'
• 2. either referring to dental cavities or the Moomins supposed lack of anuses
• 3. Actual note in some toilets, meaning do not put hand towels into the toilet
• 4. or 'I'll ejaculate onto my diary'
• 5. or 'I called because you came into a Miele vacuum cleaner'
• 6. or 'I quit, go fuck yourself!'
• 7. or 'Suvi gets Risto's dick'
• 8. Eliasta pani karhu means 'Elias was fucked by a bear'
• 9. or 'Dick is bulging in pants'
• 10. or 'fucked by Juha'
• 11. or 'correspondent from Kirkuk'
• 12. or 'in youg girl's bouquet'
• 13. or 'I'm looking for fresh vegetables from Far-swamp farm'
• 14. eurocents or centimeters, referring to gender wage disparity
• 15. or 'don't hate hangover days'
• 16. or 'there was a stallion with a syringe in the pie'
• 17. or 'Marshal's shot has amphetamine on the surface'
• 18. or 'they sell horse as pork'
• 19. 'aterioin ja panin suurlähetystössä' means 'I had a meal and I fucked in an embassy'
• 20. or 'Wind is sufficient for lunch'
• 21. or 'little stoned'

Let's Cancel the Wedding

Look at Pasi, look at Make
You don't have to look long for such a glum example
You put an ankle collar on the ring finger
when you marry a half-wild man off to Justiina
Boys' trips, the government declines them
Beasts of Malminkartano, they copulate like animals
I'll fold an origami rose as well as I can
but I won't split the jackpot in half
 
Let's cancel the wedding
Let's cancel the shared burial plot
Let's cancel the cake and the band
Anneli Mattila or whatever their name is
Let's cancel the wedding
Let's cancel the shared burial plot
since we didn't have it in us to go through with it after all
 
Life flashed before my eyes in the spring
when you whined that in the summer you wanted to become a missus
I just saw my TV
I just saw my PlayStation
How fate knocked them out of my reach
Drinking coffee with the in-laws, a shared Christmas
I can tell from just thinking about it that we're doomed
Chains fall out of the tandem
Journey continues to the market
Dodged the bullet by walking
 
Let's cancel the wedding
Let's cancel the shared burial plot
Let's cancel the cake and the band
Anneli Mattila or whatever their name is
Let's cancel the wedding
Let's cancel the shared burial plot
since we didn't have it in us to go through with it after all
 
A postage stamp-sized house for me
A grocery bag and a car for you
Singles don't have a ring squeezing their finger
Let's shred the plans, birds on the sky
Why hold the club until you're dead
Why mind about what other people think
Pluses and minuses combined
We don't belong together
 
Let's cancel the wedding
Let's cancel the shared burial plot
Let's cancel the cake and the band
Anneli Mattila or whatever their name is
Let's cancel the wedding
Let's cancel the shared burial plot
since we didn't have it in us
since we didn't have it in us
since we didn't have it in us to go through with it after all
 

Ay Ay Ay

Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
 
The clock is only half past two
Mamas are out partying again
And guys can't tear their eyes off
Heels and sexy leather
As if we wandered into the bar for one drink
Have to get a hold of our own space
 
Champagne and samba
The whole Vantaa is doing the rumba
Come out to party till Monday
 
Ay ay ay, what a feeling
This dance is done askew
I'll blow the world away
Love rains on my face and I yell
Ay ay ay
 
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
 
Heels are clacking again
Skirt hem at ear level
Wet shirts, kissing the tips of tits
Of course the counter is hit by a line
A huge trickle on the forehead
Have to get a hold of our own space
 
Champagne and samba
The whole Vantaa is doing the rumba
Come out to party till Monday
 
Ay ay ay, what a feeling
This dance is done askew
I'll blow the world away
Love rains on my face and I yell
Ay ay ay
 
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
 
We take a hold of our own space immediately
Some showy cocktail for starters
Purses put in the middle of a ring
Checking out the moves of the king of the dancefloor
Someone listened to us in the bathroom
When we were applying deodorant and powder
Distributing men, making fun of Päivi
Who kissed that regular
 
Ay ay ay, what a feeling
This dance is done askew
I'll blow the world away
Love rains on my face and I yell
Ay ay ay
 
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay