2018.02.22.
The Bus Director
Marek Valenta:My new car is as fast as the wind and as strong as a bull,
it makes my world taste like a well roasted steak again,
my life is in full swing, I feel as i I were at least 1.6m tall,
and everything is as it should to be.
Vojta Dyk:
It's not a car, mate, this is some bloody fake,
it's a bike and bikes are not permitted on the bus,
yeah, whoever has a bike is a total outsider,
so goodbye and adieu!
I'm the director of this bus,
got my own rules and my own know-how
M.V.:
You're the director of this bus,
the bus whose terminal station is 'Trouble'
Ondřej Ládek:
Bikes are not permitted, it's here, down in black and white,
don't force me to shout on you,
be sure that if you don't get lost immediately,
you'll see something,
I shall tolerate no scum in here.
M.V.:
My shoes are small, but my rights are as big as yours,
so take that in account,
what's written down in black and white doesn't have to be black and white at all, for you it's a bike, for me a mobility aid.
You're the director of this bus,
the world's not made of traffic lanes, though.
O.L:
I'm the director of this bus,
don't disturb my circles with your goddamn bike.
Bike remains a bike,
and nothing's gonna change about that
Idiot remains an idiot,
some have short legs, some are a bit short on the uptake.
Bike remains a bike,
my mind boggles at your arguments.
Idiot remains an idiot,
those who refer to regulations, should know them in the first place.
Conditions of the Transport Regulations, article 6., paragraph 15.:
'Other mobility aid devices are considered wheelchairs
provided their dimensions and weight
are similar'.
M.V.:
I don't want to jump to premature conclusions,
and don't want to argue,
I just want what I'm entitled to, alright?
People like me,
don't live just in fairy-tales
we're all in the same boat, so don't throw us overboard.
Dan Bárta:
My authority will be gone the moment I let you in with your bike,
Once you do it, everyone will want it too,
rules are rules, even a village idiot knows that,
if you want an exception, go complain to the Snow White!
I'm the director of this bus,
appeal to God if you wish,
M.V.:
You're the director of this bus,
next time you'll take my white stick or a wooden leg.
Bike remains a bike,
and nothing's gonna change about that
Idiot remains an idiot,
some have short legs, some are a bit short on the uptake.
Bike remains a bike,
my mind boggles at your arguments.
Idiot remains an idiot,
those who refer to regulations, should know them in the first place.