2022.03.13.
Your Boyfriend Is Hot
Your boyfriend is hot, but he’s not me,So leave him and be with me.
Your boyfriend is hot, but he’s not me,
So leave him and be my woman.
Your boyfriend is hot. Your boyfriend is perfect.
Maybe he’s the coolest man in the world.
But he’s not me, and he won’t even try to.
I can see it in your eyes, babe, that you know it.
My friend is Tirangel. Your boyfriend is gay.
I am the source. Your boyfriend is a sample.
Maybe he's a good sample. Maybe he's an awesome sample.
Maybe he has a six-pack and flowing hair.
But he’s not good for you.
Your boyfriend sleeps like Snorlax.
And even if you think he’s good for you,
Listen, sweetie, he’s not. Listen, he’s not.
I’m an actor. I have an Oscar.
I’m like Bieber. I’m a popstar.
Your boyfriend disgusts me like cold chicken.
He may be great, and perfect, and considerate,
But he’s not me.
Your boyfriend is hot, but he’s not me,
So leave him and be with me.
Your boyfriend is hot, but he’s not me,
So leave him and be my woman.
Your boyfriend is hot. Your boyfriend is impressive.
And you cannot blame yourself
For wanting him.
If I were in your place maybe I would also want
To kiss him in the mouth, put my head on his chest.
Watch him in a play. See him cry.
So sensitive, strong. There’s no doubt he swims.
He washes over me like the waves, and hovers in the sky.
Just a look at him, and I feel like I’m going to faint.
He is Batman, and I’m like Robin.
Every morning at five he’ll do aerobics with me.
Death will not part us. We’ll be zombies together.
A Catholic wedding. I’m Static and you’re Jordi.
In short, what I came to say is you will get
That you should leave him already, and be with me.
Live with me, be with me, and be my woman.
Even if I will think of him until the day of my death.
And if you think
That you’re content,
You don’t know what you’re talking about.
And if you think
You have found your other half,
That doesn’t make any sense, because he’s not me.
Your boyfriend is hot, but he’s not me,
So leave him and be with me.
Your boyfriend is hot, but he’s not me,
So leave him and be my woman.