A keresés eredménye

Hey, fatty

Hey, fatty.
Hey, fatty.
Hey, fatty.
Hey, fatty.
 
I lie down every day on back.
I eat one ham per minute,
Fifteen loafs,
Fifty easter cakes
And a hundred of fried thick rooks,
A herring under a coat,
Potatoes with boots.
Town of grease,
Right now, I'm yours
Going upstairs to my friends - the stairs are shaking.
Everyone's glad for me and everyone's shouting at me:
 
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
 
I eat on my sleep and I eat on my stroll.
I eat like that on a school and on a kindergarten.
And I'm not parting with a cake and a muffin
Even if I make sex.
I eat on a tram, I eat on s bus,
And I don't care, if my face is poured with sauce
Don't care, if a piece of a cake stuck on neck
Don't care, if a sheep's leg is seen through my pocket.
On a dining room, on the kitchen I am convinced.
Everyone's glad for me and everyone's shouting at me:
 
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
 
I love eating than everything else in the world
I'd rather plant an elephant on a spit.
I recently thought about
A toilet with a turbocharger.
I wish I had that toilet,
I would eat more than multiple times.
I'm not scared of rain or hail.
Whenever I come, everyone's glad for me.
 
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
 
At a comfortable and uncomfortable time
I eat eatable and uneatable
I'd eat a mother-pig and father-pig
And even my fur hat.
My leather Cape and my boots,
My grandma's gramophone records
And now my belly sounds like something like that:
'Heart, you don't want any peace'.
 
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
 
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
Hey, fatty!
 

Toxins

Really anxious, feeling lousy
Apparently on my last nerve
I'm ready to strangle anyone
Who'd get in front of me.
I was pulled out of my comfort zone
By a dietician--my neighbor Zina.
You're really not a psycopath
Toxins have accumulated in your system.
 
Toxins have accumulated...
To... have accumulated...
Toxins have accumulated...
 
Everyone says, you need to change
What vodka, brother, what meat?
You'll get arthritis, artery blockage
Dandruff, asthma and fat legs.
Start jogging soon, while you're still alive
Drink tea made with aspen leaves
If you get bad headaches
If toxins have accumulated
 
Toxins have accumulated...
But have accumulated...
Toxins have accumulated...
 
Now I know the answer to this question
People are not totally to blame
All of these maniacs, murderers, misanthropes
And sociopaths, live in anger day after day
Pull their hair out
It's quite obvious why, friends
Toxins have accumulated in their system.
 
Toxins have accumulated...
Have accumulated...
But toxins have accumulated...
 
I am going to change, I will be strong
From this day on, everything will be cool.
Only organic, so it's really barley.
Only asparagus leaves on an empty stomach.
The lotus position -- that'll be my favorite position
A compote made of orange rind,
And in the morning for jogging I'll wear my suit,
And no more toxins.
 
And no more toxins...
Overall none...
And no more toxins...
Eh...Momma...
 
-Get ready!
-Stand straight!
-The first exercise: Walking on your spot.
-Breathe! Stepping - march!
-Now begin the watering procedure...
 

Tennis

I saw them one day and my senses got clouded.
I had never seen such beauties in my whole life.
Rackets, balls, short skirts, pretty faces,
and the way they play, the way they shout.
There's nothing in them I don't love.
I would like to turn into a net or a court.
I would lie there and look at them thinking 'I'm with sport forever!'
 
Tennis (Tennis) it's so great
...
...
...
 
Safina, Dementeva, Sharanova, Mysknaya... mmm... Kuznetsova
Their manners are exquisite, their movements so graceful1.
If you look at them and into their bright eyes,
you'll want them too, want them too, want them too.
 
Tennis (Tennis) it's so great
...
...
...
 
Ah, Anya Kurnikova, what are you doing with this Enrique?
From distant lands, please hear me calling your name
and come back. We've got good singers too.
Let's say, for instance, Sergei Shnurov2.
I would like to turn into a net or a court.
I would lie there and look at them thinking 'I'm with sport forever!'
 
Tennis (Tennis) it's so great
...
...
...
 

• 1. 'weightless'
• 2. leader of the rather lurid band

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