2021.10.13.
Please, do you speak French?
Every day my alarm goes off in the morning,I go to the bakery first thing.
Dear Madame, give me six bread rolls,
Please, do you speak French?*
I was out drinking with colleagues,
I wanted to pay for a round.
My good sir, I'd like the bill please.
Please, do you speak French?
I, you, he is, we are, y'all are, they are all happy
That's really important,
Here in Luxembourg.
That makes me really upset,
That in my own country,
And soon nowhere else,
I cannot speak my own language!
I wanted to spruce up my lounge,
And I was at the shop with all of my items.
I need wallpaper, I said to the shopkeeper.
Please, do you speak French?
I, you, he is, we are, y'all are, they are all happy
That's really important,
Here in Luxembourg.
That makes me really upset,
That in my own country,
And soon nowhere else,
I cannot speak my own language!
I really need to go take a number two,
It wasn't good for me to laugh so much.
I said delicately, where is your toilet here?
Please, do you speak French?
Yeah I really need the bathroom.
Please, do you speak French?
Where is the toilet around here?
Please, do you speak French?