2020.11.03.
Song About Nikita
Without Losing sight of our main goal,We looked at the face of harsh truth:
Nikita proved to be a blabbermouth,
Turning history's wheel.
He traveled around the Soviet Union,
Looking for cheap fame.
He sowed corn instead of bread,
And sent the Soviet people to space.
He allowed himself to be selfish,
And, despite the efforts of the Central Committee,
He dismantled Collective Farming,
And overlooked Pasternak's talent.
Of course, he started releasing,
Enemies of the people heartwarmingly,
But made our vodka expensive,
Forcing us to share it with three people.
He drank lots of the people's vodka himself,
Showing Petrovna what social life is.
He marveled at Indian Yoga,
His heels knocked in the Assembly.
He paved channels in Africa,
So that the Egyptians had work to do...
Then his carelessness was finished,
And he went to Sochi to rest.
And at this time from their beds
Rose the Central Committe Members,
They wanted Cabbage Pies.
The flour was prepared for the meal.
Nikita was very angry at the Committee,
On the offensive, he yelled at Mikoyan. 'Fuck!'
Regretting that he could not defeat
The man from Dnepropetrovsk...
Drinking 'Stolichnaya' that he bought with cash,
Nikita is feeding pigeons in the park.
And the primary Party organization
Is assigned to his son-in-law Abzhubei...