2022.03.27.
Modern Seducer
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Ratatatatadadapau
Ratatatapapadapau…
Right after I wake up each morning
I send out my bathrobe selfies
And then wait for hundreds of likes
To land on my new profile pic
I use my alpha-male image
To seduce babes on dating apps
I don’t mind if they’re scowling
They’ll send a smiling emoji and that’s enough
You’ll see my gym photo
On Snapchat right away
My Instagram beauties
Shower me with loving likes
Bringing flowers to ladies is so old-fashioned
And I only free up seats on the tram for them when they beg…
Come on… let those bygone gentlemen
Be mad at me
All the ladies are swooning
The modern seducer is here
Your likes decorate my timeline
I stash them away
I’m sure you’ll be impressed
By this modern seducer
Ratatatatatadau
Ratatatatydydau
Ratatatatadadapau
Ratatatapapadapau…
The thing girls love the most
Is reading my twitter, my advice
Babe, I’d love it if you
Liked my statuses about life
Girls are afraid to date me
It gets awkwardly silent when we go out
I’m not sure what questions to ask
Since I’ve already asked everything on Instagram
I hope you realized I like you, I’d like to be your boyfriend
But why rush things when we can just chat online as always…
Come on… let those bygone gentlemen
Be mad at me
All the ladies are swooning
The modern seducer is here
Your likes decorate my timeline
I stash them away
I’m sure you’ll be impressed
By this modern seducer
Ratatatatatadau
Ratatatatydydau
Ratatatatadadapau
Ratatatapapadapau…