Norman - Internet de l'époque dalszöveg fordítás angol nyelvre

The Internet of old days

It was the time of the Internet of old days
At the time, there were no pokes
We didn't google, we lycosed on Lycos
We planned dates at night on MSN, to send each other wizzes
Phones didn't have 4G
Phones were made to make calls
And work out
 
It was the time of terrible connections
There were balls inside our mice
There was no Tinder, nor even Adopte un mec
So to hook up, we chatter on Caramail or on Voila.fr
We had nicknames but no profile pictures
To met in real, it was not easy
 
'-Is it you nono26 ?
-Yes, that's me, and you are hottieblondefromparis?
-Yes!'
 
It was the time that when you surfed
Your parents couldn't use the phone
'Allo? Norman, turn off your internet'
No Deezer, nor Spotify, it was Winamp's time
LimeWire, Morpheus, eMule, ShareHazard or Kazar
To download a movie took three weeks with no break
Every other time, it was a fake
 
'I didn't know that scene was in Toy Story. It's super well-done, we would like to be there.'
 
At the time, we had floppy drives
We accessed the internet on Netscape
No Wikipedia, we consulted Encarta
The Internet was not well-known
Especially by high-school teachers
In homework assignments, we could copy and paste
Without getting caught
 
'-So Norman, this is incredible, from a 3 you now scored a 20/20! -Well, you know, I really like everything about Merovingian Mesopotamia, it's my thing
-Well, it's incredible, congratulations, I'm proud of you Norman. It's really amazing, young man, that's for sur.'
 
It was the time when we burned CDs
CDs that were as blank as my sexual history
There was no Youporn, xVideos or xHamster
Adult websites were a little dull
There were only pictures
Including connection, loading took so long
That often we fantasized on hair in a bun
 
'Oh shit, shit, shit, oh oh oh...'
 
It was the time of land lines
At breakfast, we ate Kix cereals
Ebay didn't even exist
Some people remember iBazar
Back then, everyone thought it was cool to have a MySpace account
With Tom, we were all friends
That dude had a single picture of himself
 
'-Hey Tom
-Yeah? Wait I wasn't ready
Oh, that's fine, it doesn't matter, it's not like you were going to keep that picture your whole life
-That's for sure!'
 
It was the time of the old Internet
Internet from before Copains d'avant
There was no Nyan Cat, with Hugo, we started videos
At the time there was no Nabilla
There were real buzz, ma'am
There was Star Wars Kid, Afro Ninka, Keyboard Car, the Chipmunk and of course, Kamini:
'I didn't come from the ghetto, but the beat was good (the beat was good)
I wasn't from Paris, but from Marly-Gaumont!'
Seriously, these were the good time, ma'am
I also remember him:
'Computer Engineer...'
 
Well yeah young man, we had a two hour per month plan, on Liberty Surf, Alice, Wanadoo, AOL or Club Internet. Well yeah there was no wi-fi, only 56k modems
We couldn't send snapchats, nor sextos, we showed our dicks in real! Heat it up PV, heat it up!
 


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