2018.07.16.
Fuck uni
What is uni?Uni is an ugly building
with even uglier rooms
full of students that are happy.
Students are always happy,
because they love studying
and they live in shared rooms
where they discuss in assemblies.
But only if they're not studying for tests
or founding a new group on StudiVZ.
Uni is different from school
because there are only nerds left
who are only happy while reading
and they live their day to day.
They only feed themselves cigarettes and coffee
At their parties they dance on Electro and Ragga
They're interested politically
and committed in the General Students' Committee
And they all love biking.
They wear second-hand training jackets
and they all have dreadlocks
during lectures
they write all down on their laptops
and they listen all the time, even though they don't understand anything
In 1933, they would all have been nazis.
What is uni?
Uni is nothing!
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What good does uni do?
Uni does not bring any good!
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What is uni?
Uni is a melting pot
for a gang of pseudo-elitist street hobos
and they always go to those bad uni parties
and pretend they're focused but they fuck up for 100 years
And they think they're smart
and had the best mark in German in school
Fuck you!
In the kitchen there's a Pulp Fiction poster
Their house smells like death
but they arrange their pencils
and always mark everything in the books they read
and they like hearing themselves talk even more than hearing Tomte
And they buy themselves coffee from independent retailers
But eat all the shit for 2 euros in the cafeteria
and they dream of revolution
during their work on the next Power Point presentation
and they run around uni for a few useless certificates
and stink like shit
students are pigs
What is uni?
Uni is nothing!
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What good does uni do?
Uni does not bring any good!
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What is uni?
The eptiome
of a disgustingly stinking incest factory
because fellow students
fuck fellow students
which results in fellow students
and it starts from the beginning
an eternal cycle
a disgusting foetus
later they'll be exactly like their parents
a hippie, an eco-activist
a fan of Mandela and Gandhi,
but Panik Panzer is too anti for them.
He protests like a spazz for 'education for everyone'
If he comes around with something like that, I'll punch his glassses off his nose
He always wears glasses
That stupid student
What does uni have to do?
UNI HAS TO BURN
Exactly like students' scene pubs
Students are victims for life
Being a student is not a good feeling
Students need more student loans
(Yeeaah!)
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Uni is nothing!
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What good does uni do?
Uni does not bring any good!
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What is uni?
The abbreviation for university
Studying for me is worse than going to the army
Securing peace, saving lives - whatever
but students are spineless,
they are desk criminals
You live flocked together in a cheap accomodation
the height of unreason
Just look how you live
A laptop, a raunchy mattress, a desk
How embarrassing, you probably sometimes cry in secret
Write thousands of texts and read thousands of books
and to top it all you read books about books
and write texts about texts - how uncreative
Don't you see that except you noone
Reads something like that?
Of course not, because you live isolated and withdrawn
You don't even know what work means, you idiots
What good does it even bring to read those unworldly books
and to understand them?
You cannot even change light bulbs.
What is uni?
Uni is nothing!
Fuck uni
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What good does uni do?
Uni does not bring any good!
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