A keresés eredménye

Nothing Lasts Forever

He lies upstairs on the mirror
He lies upstairs on his head [1]
Next to the bed, between the shards
My shot hit, right on target
My shot... hit, right on tar-
 
When one's afraid, one may cry
I'm afraid, and he's dead
But the cat wants to play with me
But the cat jumps on my lap
But the... cat jumps on my-
 
He said that a man's no woman
He said: 'Nothing lasts forever' [2]
He said that I was only a child
And that I would never understand, not comprehend
 
Father said that he would come
Mother asked whether he hit me
And whether he, he might have had another [3]
I know nothing, and I'm tired
I know... nothing and I am-
 
When you're tired, you should sleep
When you're asleep, it's quiet around
Then you'll hear nothing, not what they're asking
I hear nothing when I don't want to
I hear... nothing when I don't- [4]
 
He said that a man's no woman
He said: 'Nothing lasts forever'
He said that I was only a child
And that I would never understand, not comprehend
 
When you're tired, you should sleep
When you're asleep, it's quiet around
Then you'll hear nothing, not what they're asking
I hear nothing when I don't want to
I hear... nothing when I don't- [4]
 
He said that a man's no woman
He said: 'Nothing lasts forever'
He said that I was only a child
And that I would never understand, not comprehend
 
He said that a man's no woman
He said: 'Nothing lasts forever'
He said that I was only a child
And that I would never understand, not comprehend
 

RBG #1 - Nick Wilde vs Ratchet

Rap Battle of GAAA!
Nick Wilde!
Vs!
Ratchet!
Go!
 
Nick Wilde:
Welcome to Zootopia, Ratchet! But you don't belong here!
Even if everyone gets a chance here, I can tell you that with your face it's off to a bad start!
Discrimination and xenophobia are normal in this city!
You'll get a plentiful taste of it1, you're not even a real animal!
My poor space ranger, are you the last of the Lombax?
With your gross yellow color you're as bad as2 the Lorax!
The crowd cheers for my animated film!
I'm making a pile of money while your license runs out3!
Me and my pal Judy are kings at the movies4
Posing with my gazelle named Shakira!
If I were you, I wouldn't be so cocky if I was voiced by Squeezie5!
Put on a shirt and tie, at least you'll look better off!
You think you can get me but it's too late!
We kicked Pixar's ass!
You can try everything to be able to reach me
When it comes to scams I'm like a machine!
You can't compete, I'm like my buddy Flash, quick like an arrow!
Go read The Tale of the Fox6 and go back to your own turf!
You seem to like sweets, 2 dollars for a Pawpsicle7!
And Mister Big has a message for you and your friend:
 
Mister Big:
FREEZE THEM!
 
Clank:
Ratchet! What the hell are we doing in this rap battle? We aren't anything like this guy!
 
Ratchet!
It's undoubtedly a new challenge! We have to take it on, Clank!
 
Ratchet:
You talk well for a fox but you chose the wrong side!
And I assure you I won't put on gloves to reduce you to ash!
You know I come from the future, for me your city is the Middle Ages!
I have a whole team by my side to confront unemployment!
My future is secure with my job as a ranger, I can assure you
And you don't scare me, I have the mind of a savior and the strength of a transformer!
Who do you think you and your police bunny can compete against?
You spend all your time saving an otter who is obviously crazy!
You're a fox, super original!
You're on the bottom rung of the animal kingdom's ladder!
I'm a Lombax and I'm the epitome of class8
In my space suit!
You became a cop, well that's great!
I'm sure you pay dearly in the locker rooms!
You're going to spend your life in traffic, what a career prospect!
 
Nick:
Whoa! Calm down little dude! You got a complex or what?
Remember your joke of a dub9, it's my word against your voice!
It's sad all the same! Since the time we waited for you on PS4!
The only game they gave you is as shitty as Batman on 6410
 
Judy:
Sir, you are under arrest in the name of the law!
It's pathetic to be so bad and illegal to be so dumb!
In my little town, Bunnyville, you wouldn't have lasted two minutes!
You've never worked as hard as these rabbits, believe me for them you're just a scumbag!
I'm the idol of Zootopia,
I'm even the first in my class!
Best detective, I'm the bunny,
Get lost or I'll rip your dick off!
 
Nick:
So go home to fight good old Nefarious!
If you're still here while we're working, we're gonna kick you11...
 
Nick & Judy:
FAST AND FURIOUS!
 
Clank:
Ratchet you're so useless!
You let yourself be had by this group of pussies!
I'm tired of being forgotten! This time it's up to me!
 
Clank:
You'd think we were in a barnyard it stinks so bad here!
In fact all I see is a dirty fox and an extroverted kid!
You never got any recognition, because you have 200 brothers and sisters!
And don't expect to get any love from a fox, dirty rodent!
It's true that there's so much fanfiction about you two that it's interracial!
And taking selfies won't make you guys seem like a normal couple!
My poor little fox! You were rejected by the scouts!
Maybe it's better for your mom that she doesn't see you squashed on my road!
 
Ratchet:
Yeah, well said Clank! You were perfect!
Everything you said was too true!
You're all dead! This Clash was golden!
We're the ones they call Gladiators!
 
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide, motherfucker!
 

• 1. literally 'you'll take it fully in the mouth/face'
• 2. craignos means that something sucks
• 3. I wasn't sure about 'licence' or 'couler' in this sense, but I think he's referring to the licensing of the video game that Ratchet is from 'Couler' can also mean to be ruined/go out of business
• 4. cinema
• 5. a popular French youtuber, and Ratchet's voice in the French dub of the game
• 6. Reynard the Fox is a literary cycle of medieval allegorical Dutch, English, French and German fables. The stories are largely concerned with the main character Reynard, an anthropomorphic red fox and trickster figure. His adventures usually involve him deceiving other anthropomorphic animals for his own advantage or trying to avoid their retaliatory efforts.
• 7. Pawpsicles are cherry-flavored ice pops made by Nick Wilde and Finnick in Zootopia.
• 8. 'péter la classe' means to be full of classiness, showing it off, etc.
• 9. I had trouble figuring out what 'carotte' was supposed to mean in this sense, but I'm assuming it has something to do with the phrase 'se faire carrotter' which means to be tricked, and I'm guessing it's just a snub at the fact that he was voiced by a youtuber in the French dub of the game
• 10. Nintendo 64, an older gaming console
• 11. not entirely sure if I got this right, and I don't know how 'façon' is supposed to be translated here

RBG #8 - Naruto vs. Princess Mononoke

Rap Battle of GAAA!
Naruto!
VS!
Princess Mononoke!
Go!
 
Princess Mononoke:
The hunt is on! Ninja...saa hajimemasu!*
Your fox will get eaten up by Yama Inu sama!
You don't know what I do to survive!
My wolves will chase you into the woods!
No harem clone jutsu, this time my body will knock you out!
Disowned by your village and rejected by fans!
Just another thing your Sharingans didn't see coming!
At the end of the battle you'll blubber like Sakura!
No one's here to help you...you're gonna use up your Chakra!
 
Naruto:
Ah! Ah! With those clothes it's hard to take you seriously!
How do you plan to defeat me, the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon?
I'm the 7th Hokage from the lil' Konoha village!
If I needed a doggy I would have asked for one from Kiba
We are a leader in manga and friends of Konami!
Could you say the same for the last films from Miyazaki?
I can blow up Sasuke! Hold on it's gonna shake!
I'll send you a Shuriken in Akatsuki fashion!
 
Princess Mononoke:
Bite your toad tongue and go put your banada in the wash!
You've never been able to save anyone you haven't missed Jiraya?
Your father used you because he didn't give a damn about you!
Go pray to the forest God to be able to eat your noodles!
Everyone prefers Kakashi and quickly forgets Ashitaka!
You're much more entertaining abridged with that good old Ishigata!
Without your magic powers you couldn't take on a butterly!
I could kill you with a katana with my eyes closed!
 
Naruto:
You talk about my parents...but both of us are orphans!
You're not even a real wolf and you were rejected by humans!
You act all eco-friendly but Nausicaa did it before you!
With three stripes on my cheeks I've had more success than you!
I'm switching to Rikudou Sennin Kiubi mode!
Here we are face to face I can see the fear in your eyes!
You can't test the best and most powerful of the Shinobi!
I went from a nobody to a demi-god!
 
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
 
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RBG #7 - Mario Bros. vs. Donkey Kong

Rap Battle of GAAA!
The Mario Brothers!
Vs.!
The DK Crew!
Go!
 
Mario:
Oooh! A new clash, where I'm Player One
If you're good, little monkey, I'll give you a banana
Look at the M on my hat! Master of video games
Like Mickey does with Disney I'm driving Disney
Quit trying to rap if you don't even know how to talk
You want to look like a human? Start by getting dressed!
You know from the centre of Bowser to the edge of the Galaxy
Everyone is jealous of the brothers Mario and Luigi!
 
Donkey Kong:
I was happy on my island stirring my coconut juice
When from over the peaks your midget shouts sounded out
Did her highness friendzone you? You rap and you didn't score?
I'm going to capture the princess and **** her with my barrel
You act like a tough guy with your redneck moustache
But a plumber like you would be good in a porno
You're my kid! Never heard of a game called Donkey Kong?
Your head's gotten big, I'm gonna remind you where you came from.
 
Luigi:
In the whole Mario universe, Luigi is the favourite.
With Bros., Galaxy, Paper, Party, Kart, et Sunshine, of course they've forgotten you!
I'm a Ghost hunter armed with my hoover!
Monkeys won't stand up to the King
You'll die of fear facing cousin Bowser.
 
Mario:
Don't go too fast! They might not get it all!
The only thing that interests them is finding stuff to eat!
Move on to something else! Country's out of fashion!
You're not in the race any more, you've been overtaken by a Toad!
 
Diddy:
Country and Jazz are what we're all about
On Kong Island it's groove mode, not stars and candy
We're so funky, with Tiny, Lanky and Chunky
Ready to kick some Tiki just for fun, Diddy says so!
 
Donkey Kong:
Well said! Country's so good it's made a comeback!
You're on the phone trying to scrounge for money as usual
Most of your games are based on multiplayer mode!
You need friends that much? Go home to your galaxy!
 
Mario:
You don't have Luma bro? You should know what I'm earning with Harmony!
Just look at our games on 64 to see that you got weak
Your adventures are just copies and ridiculously hard
If only Cranky helped you instead of being a jerk
Your name fuses together a big monkey and the donkey from Shrek
 
Luigi:
You have as much expression as Mr. Spock from Star Trek!
 
Mario:
Your island attracts...
 
Luigi:
...Real dumbasses!
 
Mario:
Like the Vikings...
 
Luigi:
...And the Tiki Kong!
 
Mario:
Your crocodiles...
 
Luigi:
...That bunch of clowns!
 
Mario:
Could win...
 
Luigi:
Without even noticing!
 
Mario:
When people think of video games, they think Mario!
 
Luigi:
When they think of fan-base, they think of Luigi!
 
Mario & Luigi:
When they think of best sales of all time, they think of Mushroom Kingdom on the Wii
 
Luigi:
I rock in bed with Daisy!
 
Mario:
Chilling on Yoshi's back!
 
Mario & Luigi:
The Italian brothers with the Japanese success are gonna straight up bring you down!
 
Luigi:
The only games you're in...
 
Mario:
... are the ones I let you in!
Without Smash Brothers or Mario Kart, you'd be gone long ago!
No-one ever picks you!
 
Luigi:
You're empty and boring!
 
Mario:
Go join K. Rool in loser-land...
 
Mario & Luigi:
... and get forgotten!
 
Donkey:
You're the main man, but your name's not in lights any more!
Super Luigi Bros.? That's how much no-one cares.
My Candy will make you forget about Peach!
No-one's waiting for your games, Link 86'd you on the Switch!
 
Diddy:
You're talking about Smash Bros, since when are you so proud?
No-one plays with you ... they'd rather have Mewtwo!
 
Donkey:
As annoying as a Toad...
 
Diddy:
...always talking but nothing to say!
 
Donkey:
All as empty as a Mii...
 
Donkey & Diddy:
...Your jokes aren't funny any more!
 
Diddy:
Now it's our turn to play!
 
Donkey & Diddy:
Pass the controllers you're not our king any more!
 
Donkey:
Samus, Pitt, Fox, et Kirby will agree with me!
Thanks to our Rambi we reach Bowser in a second!
You start over at level 1...
 
Donkey & Diddy:
...we'll be waiting for you in the last world!
 
GAME OVER!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
 
~3oudicca

Rock Amadour

Versions: #2
My love ran off with the wolf
Into the caves of Rock-Amadour.
I was left there like two rings from a pinball machine
Wrapped in toilet paper.
My love ran off with the wolf
Into the caves of Rock-Amadour.
Me, I knit place mats
with the remainder of the vines climbing the balcony.
Eh, oh, eh, ah
She is so pretty
Wither her patent-leather shoes,
Her freckles
On her lovely ass.
 
My love ran off with the wolf
Into the caves of Rock-Amadour.
I re-papered the walls,
I cleaned up the dog piss and everything else.
My love ran off with the wolf
Into the caves of Rock-Amadour.
For the time being I have twitches
In an electric chair bliss.
Eh, oh, eh, ah.
She is so pretty
With her patent-leather shoes,
Her freckles
On her lovely ass.
 
My love ran off with the wolf
Into the caves of Rock-Amadour.
My love ran off with the wolf
Into the caves of Rock-Amadour.
I await her return.
I await her return.