2020.09.18.
The grumpy wife
Don't use that tone, don't use it with meYou have no reason to rub it in and I'll tell you why.
You are my wife and queen, star of my hearth
I swear it on the red wine that fills this glass.
I give you my body if you are interested in it,
but I keep my mouth, because I want to talk to you tonight.
You must have respect for this profound man
who stacked the deck and pissed on the walls of the world.
I may be a drifter or even a loser
but do ask around, ask who your husband is!
I am the king of cards1 and I have heavy hands
and I have left the impression of my ring in lots of people
I am the son of the Sun and I eat roses
and I have taught love to hundreds of boring women.
Your brother-in-law is an asshole, he's anything but a catch!
He is gloomier than a graveyard and looks like a faded martian.
He may be filthy rich and a gentleman to boot,
but imagine him in bed making love, how lame is that?
I am just biding my time
because in this world one must be brave but more importantly, smart.
Then we'll see who's laughing, I'll show you
I have here a list of people and I'm going to get back at them.
I am the son of the Sun and I eat roses
and I have given sleepless nights to hundreds of lusty women.
Now let's stop talking
give me a honest kiss
we are like falling stars
but we are still in the sky.
Let's go back to bed because it's almost morning,
I want to make love with you, my stubborn queen.
- 1. Tressette is an Italian card game