A keresés eredménye

I'm a noob

I spend my life in front of my computer
My guild and I, we're trying to move forward.
Through operations and backstabbing,
Always ready to fight
We'll reach the level 100.
 
Noob! Yeah eh
I'm a noob! Oh oh
A true nolife
I'm playing MMORPG.
Noob! Oh oh
I'm still a noob! Yeah yeah
A nolife, you know
I'm playing MMORPG.
 
When there's a mob in sight
Every internet connection runs good
Gaea1summons her incantations
Sparadrap1 gives us a boost with his wand
Join us in Zell1 and Arthéon1's guild!
 
Noob! Yeah eh
I'm a noob! Oh oh
A true nolife
I'm playing MMORPG
Noob! Oh oh
I'm still a noob! Yeah yeah
A nolife, you know
I'm playing MMORPG
 

• Noob is a web series, these are the names of the main characters

Feel free to correct whatever I wrote, even when I haven't requested proofreading. ^^

The nolife's lament

Yesterday night as usual
I didn't get much sleep,
This morning as usual
My qwerty keyboard1 is tattooed on my forehead,
My cheek and my chin.
My motionless character
Has been waiting for me for a long time.
 
Has been waiting for me for a long time.
 
It's really hard to play from morning till night,
To conquer worlds,
To fight without knowing
If tomorrow will bring a next level,
A quest, a new equipment, some new things.
 
Some new things
 
I am a geek as you've understood
My character and my guild are my whole life
In real life I'm just a loser
But in the game I'm a winner
I have a mental gaming power
 
Oh, it's the same thing everyday
First: drinking my coffee,
Forgetting to take a bath,
Keeping my ass right on this desk chair,
Ordering a pizza stuffed with organic GMOs
 
Stuffed with organic GMOs
 
With the girls, you know,
I'm a real champ
On FB when I hit on
I rock with the connections.
An 'XD' or a smiley
To prevent them from going away.
But it's been a long time
Since I've seen a real one.
 
It's been a long time
 
I'm just a geek, you have understood
Behind my screen
It's the only place I feel good.
In real life I'm a real loser
But online I'm the best buffer
I hate the chunk
I'm a winner
 
I am a geek as you've understood
My character and my guild are my whole life
In real life I'm just a loser
But in the game I'm a winner
I have a mental gaming power
 

• 1. The letters aren't in the same order on the French keyboard, the beginning is 'azerty' instead of 'qwerty'

Feel free to correct whatever I wrote, even when I haven't requested proofreading. ^^