A keresés eredménye oldal 11

Rumbling Tanks On Cobblestone

Rumbling tanks on cobblestone
Pavement roared like deep hell.
It's the moans behind the wall
Didn't let us sleep well.
 
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Granny Says To Her Old Hubby

Granny says to her old hubby:
'Why don't you buy me a Caddy?
If you don't buy me a Caddy,
I'll leave you for other daddy.'
 
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I Once Loved My School Professor

I once loved my school professor,
Missed the school - he said: God, bless her!
Skipped one day, slept for two more,
Still my GPA was four!
 
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Holy Sunday Comes Tomorrow

Holy Sunday comes tomorrow,
Many cakes they'll bake to treat.
They will slather them and show them,
Only won't give us to eat.
 
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I Don't Need Full Vodka Bottle

I don't need full vodka bottle
At art gallery to dawdle.
Just a quart's enough for me
To relax and to be free.
 
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Oligarchs And Nouveau Riches

Oligarchs and nouveau riches,
Why don't you eat humble pie?
You have put the folks in stitches,
Scumbags, you deserve to die!
 
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In The Clinics Docs Became

In the clinics docs became
Angrier than vicious bees.
Clueless, boorish, and so lame,
For no reason rude to me.
 
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I Don't Know About Your Place 2

I don't know about your place,
But in Moscow frankly
Every man's and woman's face
Has become so angry.
 
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Past The House Of My In-Laws 2

Past the house of my in-laws
I walk with profound respect,
Sometimes I drop hundred dollars
Or show reverence unchecked.
 
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Lakes And Ponds Were Sold At Auction

Lakes and ponds were sold at auction,
Creeks and land were sold as well.
We will soon run out of options,
No more water's left to sell.
 
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Where Can I Find Such Love Song

Where can I find such love song
Heard by all folks, North and South?
So that in-laws quiet down,
So that my wife shut her mouth.
 
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We Will Ruin All State Farming

We will ruin all state farming,
We will sell all towns offshore,
Just manure we'll be churning:
It will last forevermore.
 
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To Protect Your Health From Gimmicks

To protect your health from gimmicks,
For your eyes to shine like gem,
Never ever go to clinics,
No more doctors're left in them!
 
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Men Can't Live Without Baileys

Men can't live without Baileys,
Pasta and the apple pie,
Without love of pretty ladies,
Without horns that grow awry.
 
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Hedgehog Came Out Of The Fog Mass

Hedgehog came out of the fog mass,
Had some vodka, just a half-glass,
Bread and sausage, skipped the rest,
- Native forest is the best!
 
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In Our Lovely City Park

In our lovely city park
Bike paths are aplenty.
Spots, where girls fall down, we shark,
Peek at raised legs gently.
 
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Sun Is Rising O'er The River

Sun is rising o'er the river,
Fields're in snow from recent storms.
Many times I told you, dear:
Pigs will surely grow horns!
 
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Once Three Maidens Fell Asleep

Once three maidens fell asleep,
Under window sleep is deep.
Nude they woke up on the floor,
And three virgins they're no more.
 
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In Suburban Moscow Gardens

In suburban Moscow gardens
There are way too many weeds,
Moscow streets, I beg your pardon,
Got more assholes than they need.
 
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Once My Sweetheart...

Once my sweetheart gave me bold
Necklace, all from solid gold.
My life's finished, from now on
Bed won't hold up 'til the dawn!
 
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People Are Concerned About...

People are concerned about
Ruble's volatility.
Their minds have been blanked out,
Surely by senility!
 
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At The Entrance Round The Corner

At the entrance 'round the corner
Smell of moonshine's getting stronger:
That's the husband of our Katrin
Coming home from fishing day trip.
 
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I've Arrived Home After Workday

I've arrived home after workday,
I see someone's boots in doorway,
Size fourteen, - I understood...
Maybe I should leave for good?
 
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In The Pantry By Myself

In the pantry by myself
I whacked my head on the shelf,
The result: I can't get any,
You know, sex life for myself.
 
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Our Polly's Kinda Crying

Our Polly's kinda crying,
She must've dropped a ball while playing.
Foolish girl: she could have figured,
Ball would not sink in the river!
 
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My Sweet Honey's Really Cool

My sweet honey's really cool,
Like a teacher from the school.
But when he puts on his tux,
He's a real dolt. Oh, shucks!
 
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At The Kiev Railway Station 2

At the Kiev railway station
Storage cell was robbed of meat,
On the door thieves put quotation:
'Those who don't steal, do not eat!'1
 

• 1. a parody of Soviet slogan: Those who don't work, don't eat.

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Brick Is Crawling Up The Wall

Brick is crawling up the wall,
It is hairy like a tram.
This folk song's about love -
Don't forget it or be damned.
 
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I Have Fallen For A Soul Mate

I have fallen for a soul mate,
She is hunchbacked and she's old.
Well, such troubled times loom lately,
That you have to stick with gold.
 
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Old Shirt

My old shirt began to choke me.
Fear of death at once awoke me,
Then I realized: 'Oh, shit!
Clearly I've grown out of it!'
 
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Once on Forty Second Street

Once on Forty Second Street
With a pine board I was hit.
Holy Mary, fucking shit,
How can one walk on the street!
 
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Slightly Tipsy, Just Last Night

Slightly tipsy, just last night
I shagged every broad in sight.
Their names were Polly, Bonnie,
Heather, Jonathan, and Johnny.
 
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