2021.06.25.
RBG #1 - Nick Wilde vs Ratchet
Rap Battle of GAAA!Nick Wilde!
Vs!
Ratchet!
Go!
Nick Wilde:
Welcome to Zootopia, Ratchet! But you don't belong here!
Even if everyone gets a chance here, I can tell you that with your face it's off to a bad start!
Discrimination and xenophobia are normal in this city!
You'll get a plentiful taste of it1, you're not even a real animal!
My poor space ranger, are you the last of the Lombax?
With your gross yellow color you're as bad as2 the Lorax!
The crowd cheers for my animated film!
I'm making a pile of money while your license runs out3!
Me and my pal Judy are kings at the movies4
Posing with my gazelle named Shakira!
If I were you, I wouldn't be so cocky if I was voiced by Squeezie5!
Put on a shirt and tie, at least you'll look better off!
You think you can get me but it's too late!
We kicked Pixar's ass!
You can try everything to be able to reach me
When it comes to scams I'm like a machine!
You can't compete, I'm like my buddy Flash, quick like an arrow!
Go read The Tale of the Fox6 and go back to your own turf!
You seem to like sweets, 2 dollars for a Pawpsicle7!
And Mister Big has a message for you and your friend:
Mister Big:
FREEZE THEM!
Clank:
Ratchet! What the hell are we doing in this rap battle? We aren't anything like this guy!
Ratchet!
It's undoubtedly a new challenge! We have to take it on, Clank!
Ratchet:
You talk well for a fox but you chose the wrong side!
And I assure you I won't put on gloves to reduce you to ash!
You know I come from the future, for me your city is the Middle Ages!
I have a whole team by my side to confront unemployment!
My future is secure with my job as a ranger, I can assure you
And you don't scare me, I have the mind of a savior and the strength of a transformer!
Who do you think you and your police bunny can compete against?
You spend all your time saving an otter who is obviously crazy!
You're a fox, super original!
You're on the bottom rung of the animal kingdom's ladder!
I'm a Lombax and I'm the epitome of class8
In my space suit!
You became a cop, well that's great!
I'm sure you pay dearly in the locker rooms!
You're going to spend your life in traffic, what a career prospect!
Nick:
Whoa! Calm down little dude! You got a complex or what?
Remember your joke of a dub9, it's my word against your voice!
It's sad all the same! Since the time we waited for you on PS4!
The only game they gave you is as shitty as Batman on 6410
Judy:
Sir, you are under arrest in the name of the law!
It's pathetic to be so bad and illegal to be so dumb!
In my little town, Bunnyville, you wouldn't have lasted two minutes!
You've never worked as hard as these rabbits, believe me for them you're just a scumbag!
I'm the idol of Zootopia,
I'm even the first in my class!
Best detective, I'm the bunny,
Get lost or I'll rip your dick off!
Nick:
So go home to fight good old Nefarious!
If you're still here while we're working, we're gonna kick you11...
Nick & Judy:
FAST AND FURIOUS!
Clank:
Ratchet you're so useless!
You let yourself be had by this group of pussies!
I'm tired of being forgotten! This time it's up to me!
Clank:
You'd think we were in a barnyard it stinks so bad here!
In fact all I see is a dirty fox and an extroverted kid!
You never got any recognition, because you have 200 brothers and sisters!
And don't expect to get any love from a fox, dirty rodent!
It's true that there's so much fanfiction about you two that it's interracial!
And taking selfies won't make you guys seem like a normal couple!
My poor little fox! You were rejected by the scouts!
Maybe it's better for your mom that she doesn't see you squashed on my road!
Ratchet:
Yeah, well said Clank! You were perfect!
Everything you said was too true!
You're all dead! This Clash was golden!
We're the ones they call Gladiators!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide, motherfucker!
- 1. literally 'you'll take it fully in the mouth/face'
- 2. craignos means that something sucks
- 3. I wasn't sure about 'licence' or 'couler' in this sense, but I think he's referring to the licensing of the video game that Ratchet is from 'Couler' can also mean to be ruined/go out of business
- 4. cinema
- 5. a popular French youtuber, and Ratchet's voice in the French dub of the game
- 6. Reynard the Fox is a literary cycle of medieval allegorical Dutch, English, French and German fables. The stories are largely concerned with the main character Reynard, an anthropomorphic red fox and trickster figure. His adventures usually involve him deceiving other anthropomorphic animals for his own advantage or trying to avoid their retaliatory efforts.
- 7. Pawpsicles are cherry-flavored ice pops made by Nick Wilde and Finnick in Zootopia.
- 8. 'péter la classe' means to be full of classiness, showing it off, etc.
- 9. I had trouble figuring out what 'carotte' was supposed to mean in this sense, but I'm assuming it has something to do with the phrase 'se faire carrotter' which means to be tricked, and I'm guessing it's just a snub at the fact that he was voiced by a youtuber in the French dub of the game
- 10. Nintendo 64, an older gaming console
- 11. not entirely sure if I got this right, and I don't know how 'façon' is supposed to be translated here