A keresés eredménye oldal 8

When You Get Your Monthly Pension

When you get your monthly pension,
It's so good to feel alive.
But we don't know: till the next one
Will all manage to survive?!
 
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My darling with brains wasn't blessed...

My darling with brains wasn't blessed
He offered me an oral sex.
Under the blanket we jumped in.
He was screaming, I couldn't scream!
 

Wealthy Broker Drives A Bentley

Wealthy broker drives a Bentley,
Salesman drives a Ford truck.
If my tram could catch up with them,
I'd smash their broad mugs.
 
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Perestroika, perestroika

Versions: #2
Perestroika, perestroika,
What have you done to Soviet folks:
Even old grandma Matryona
Went to church in summer shorts!
 

Don't Chastise Me, Dear Mommy

Don't chastise me, dear mommy,
That I spilled fresh sour cream,
Past the house walked my Tommy,
I was lost in deep day dream.
 
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I Am Playing Solitaire

I am playing solitaire,
Spending all night on new fling.
On myself I'll lay, I swear,
Not a jack but diamond king.
 
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Honey Bathed Me In A Steam Bath

Honey bathed me in a steam bath,
Whipped me with birch twigs like mad,
When the time has come to get some,1
He said that he's tired dead.
 

• 1. to have sex

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In a feather-bed I'm tucked...

Versions: #3
In a feather-bed I'm tucked
Dressed in see through tutu
How could I not get fucked
I'm prima assoluta?!
 

My Beloved One Doesn't Kiss Me

My beloved one doesn't kiss me,
Saying that my lips are fat!
Why do I go on and kiss him,
Such a big-eyed owen brat!
 
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I Have Turned So Many Down

I have turned so many down,
I've rejected everyone.
Now I'm left alone and out -
No one marries me, I'm done!
 
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What Should We Do After Party

What should we do after party:
You go home and I go too?
I am thinking that the party
Is when I go home with you!
 
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I Have Fallen For A Fat Girl

I have fallen for a fat girl,
With the fatty I'm obsessed.
In my arms I'd carry my pearl,
If she weighed a little less.
 
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All The Cuties're Simply Cuties

All the cuties're simply cuties,
Mine's a model to adore.
Once, when she forgot her door keys,
She would crawl under the door!
 
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Don't You Try To Grab My Tit

'Don't you try to grab my tit,
Your hand is so cold that I'm awed.'
'Ah, stop giving me this shit,
As if you're such a noble broad.'
 
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Mug of Kuzya's Son

Mug of Kuzya's son is thick,
It is asking for a brick.
And his soul is also sick,
Moonshine's what it needs and quick.
 
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To The Convent I Will Go

To the convent I will go,
Praying to Almighty:
Would the Lord on me bestow
Gigot-sized dick nightly.
 
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For A Few Years, Maybe More

For a few years, maybe more
My beloved won't let me score.
Last night, crazed, I heard a troat,
And I fucked a neighbor's goat.
 
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I Dropped Subtle Hint to Heather

I dropped subtle hint to Heather:
How about a night together?
When she felt my hint with bore,
Wouldn't let me at her door.
 
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Why Don't You Love Me

Why don't you love me, misguided,
I'm a beauty queen to mark.
Well, so what that face's lopsided,
Others like it in the dark.
 
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I Inveigled My Cute Neighbor

I inveigled my cute neighbor,
He is such young meat to screw!
And he looks so green1 like caper,
But he's turned out to be blue.2
 

• 1. sexually inexperienced
• 2. (colloq.) - gay

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Had a Dream of Lush Mustache

Had a dream of lush mustache
On the navy seal in gray.
Morning comes: wet panties flash,
That is all I had for play.
 
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Darling Hugs Me Everywhere

Darling hugs me everywhere,
Whispers gentle words with glee,
He's attempting to declare
The exclusive rights on me!
 
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I Won't Do Good Anymore

I won't do good anymore,
That is gonna teach me.
I have praised male dog next door,
He's turned out bitchy!
 
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My Love Serves In Riot Cop Squad

My love serves in riot cop squad,
Always carrying long stick,
Saying, he strolls just with ramrod,
But I know he is with chick!
 
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Once a Wife, In Bed With Hubby

Once a wife, in bed with hubby,
Showed him 'Sex guide for a dummy.'
But he couldn't grasp its drift,
Good that neighbor's help was swift.
 
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Darling, When You're Set to Drown

Darling, when you're set to drown,
Stop at my place to say: Ciao.
I will see you to the pond
And will show a deeper spot!
 
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Fell Asleep, And In My Dream

Fell asleep, and in my dream
My beloved one crawls to me.
Don't be shy, I whisper, come,
Maiden's sleep is deep and calm.
 
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Oh, My Bones Made Crunching Sound

Oh, my bones made crunching sound
When my darling hugged my spread.
Still his footsteps can be found -
Take your boots off while in bed!
 
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Don't French Kiss Me

Don't french kiss me, it's a heist,
Holy Mary I am not.
I won't bear Jesus Christ,
Doesn't matter what you plot!
 
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Girls were running on the ice

Versions: #2
Girls were running on the ice,
Had frozen up their device.
And without this device
Girls have no any spice.
 
© Uncommon

I was sitting on terrace

I was sitting on terrace
With expression on my face
And expressed by my face
Was with what you sit on terrace
 
© Uncommon

I Had Trouble With The Misses

I had trouble with the misses
Everywhere since I was kid.
Aunties beat me for the nieces,
And for daughters - mommies did.
 
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