A keresés eredménye

The bug

In my studio, I got a bed and a bedside table
A truckful of cigarettes forgotten in the corner on the shelf
Eraser, flip flops with briefs and linear
When I hunt mosquitoes, I'm scantily clad.
 
I met a girl at the skating rink
She had a little spot on her pants
green snow and 3,14 dwarfs
On the Black Hill there are the best meat rolls.
 
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Where is the bug, let's get the bug
Who's the bug, everbody want the bug
 
The neighbour from the 4th floor is very nice
seen from the profile, she's sitting like a monkey
Porcelain bibel, mosquito picked me
We're good friends with Iulian Pândaru.
The sidewalk is clean, they cleaned it up today
Sorel swore he's giving up smoking
I got a cool cool friend
She's small, sexy and has 6 legs.
 
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She's sleeping at my place, washing her teeth
when we're fighting, she's going to her parent's place
I'm massaging her with Flit Aerosol
Andrei Gheorghe's buying his chain from the mall
She's the bug, she's my mate
You can find her in the kitchen
You can gas her, you can drown her
She won't leave you, you'll have her forever!...
 
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Lucky one got luck

Green leaf of dill
dad got a greengrocer's shop
Green leaf of tarragon
Now I'm a patron too
Had a bodyguard's job
Now I'm working as PR
I know I'm a little sheeper
and I got a peasant face
But I'm looking good in suit
for I'm spraying myself with perfume
Now I'm wearing Armani suits
plain to see that I love money
and bought myself a cool laptop
TV with buttons
got bluetooth inside
when the world can see me
 
[Chorus]
Lucky one got luck
Who ain't got... well, just ain't got!
 
At the office, I got toilet
Man, am I a star or not?
All day long - autographs
you find me in almanacs
and I'm riding a BMW
filling it in OMV
where all cool guys are
and losers have no place!
I'm hooking the girls on the streets
'Hey, doll, for once
I'm gonna give you a coke
and a Diadora training suit'
I'm going only in Bamboo
to see the girls' butts
drinking only Dom Perignon
eating salmon ham
 
When you've got money, you also have enemies
and friends that are thugs
Well, I got treasure:
Look at this gold chain
If you want me to dig you in hundreds,
I'm getting fed up and I don't know many
Money make me smart
I'm knocking my chest
On Iza and Mara
Look how big is my villa
Oh, oh, oh
Why don't you have it like me?
I'm thanking God
for giving me a cool life
For the lucky one has luck
and the unlucky, well ain't got!
 

The Eternally Fascinating Romania

I wake up in the morning, I drink a cup of coffee
My wife made it for me how I like it, she's so sweet
Walking quickly towards the bathroom, the fragrance surrounds me
I wash my face with the dew of roses
The birds are flying, the flowers have blossomed
Spring is starting, October is here
I go to my large yard and observe the surroundings
The sky is clear of a pure blue
The most beautiful moment is when I go to work
At lunch break, to drink 50 ham [?]
I've been waiting for so many years to see a hole in the ground
But the dream of my life has turned into ashes
Băsescu's statue is still watching over us
The peasants now have billions of tractors
Lobsters, caviar, can be found everywhere
Every Romanian has 3000 lei on their credit card
 
Chorus:
 
Let's play the Hora Mare, jump, jump, with us
We no longer want to go overseas, jump, jump, you too
Because here it's nice and sunny, jump, jump, with us
The honey is flowing from the springs, jump, jump, you too
 
'The most searched for animal in Romania is the rat. It can be found in the brown variant with volapic on the top and pink coclender. We do not recommend the variant with seplapoloidal, because it acquires a crocobazdugated bibistrocel!'
 
The Americans, the Germans, and dozens of other peoples
Are knocking at our doors, waiting at the border.
When the thief enters my house, I welcome him to a meal
I personally put valuable items in his bag!
The police stops me only to inflate my car wheel.
They fuel up my tank, I'm ready for the road again
You can step into the store and take everything,
The security guards pay you to come back
The deer waits to be hunted
It offers you its right-back pulp
You can take a vacation on the Moon or on the Sun
The aliens have nice service
The plows are made out of old tanks
The Americans, the Russians, are now only joking
It's hard for me to think of my ancestors
How did they live with only a million lei?
 
Chorus [x2]
 
'Yesterday, Dacia has bought out Daimler-Chrysler and General Motors. Following this transaction, Romania has paid the United States' debt towards Somalia and Iraq!'
 
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