2019.02.15.
The Master of the House
It's been 12 o'clock, where has she been again?She's going to be here in a while, then I'll break her head!
But it's not you fault, the burden (responsibility) is mine
You've all become too courageous here
I'm going to make you cut this shit off
She won't be going outside at night and come home in the morning!
The neighbours watch her and they start chatting:
'I wonder why she isn't brought hime by some dude with a Mercedes'
I saw her in the corner yesterday, she was with a long-haired guy
They were all lovey-dovey and kissing
Bring me my slippers, Aspasia*, I'm gonna sit down
And wait for her until the Second Coming
Dad, daddy...
Welcome my beautiful, well brought up girl
Sweetheart, you're late, where have you been?
Were you solving exercises with Anna again?
I'm talking to you, look at me and not you mother!
Shut up now, I'm the one who's talking
Take a look at your watch, where have you been so late?
Is that how I brought you up, so you became a child of the street?
I don't want such things in my own house!
Lock up in your room, there's where I want you to be
And tomorrow I'll send you to be a nun with Metzelos**!
Where is my boy, he's late too
But he must be hanging out with some girl
He needs to get experiences, not to be a novice
Cause he's the one who'll become the master of the house!
I am the master, you are a sad dude
I am the boss, you are a troll
I am the head, basketball with Galis***
I'm the commander, but I'm Mithridatis**!
Hi daddy, I'm a liitle late because I'm having difficulties with a really fine chick
Her old man doesn't like that I'm around her
And he's always grumpy when I call her
When she returns home, he starts cursing her
And he stops giving allowance for like a month
'Stop flirting around' he keeps telling her
'You'll start doing such thing after you get married'
Oh, I didn't tell you about my sister, it just crossed my mind
I saw her on a scooter with a chimpanzee
He had a ponytail and a green jacket
And his ears were like Peter Pan's
That's what you daughter does, father, my friend
She hangs out with boys before she gets a wedding ring
I know this kind of tricks, I used to do them too,
But I'm a man, so I have an excuse
So father, show her from time to time
Who's the master of the house here!
Tell us who you are!
I am the master
The master of the house, of the balcony, of the living room,
Of the kitchen, the bathroom, the bathtub, my armchair,
The TV, my favorite TV show,
Of the dishes my wife washes,
I am the master of everything!
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