A keresés eredménye

The happiest country in the world

The stone sled gets heavier but to bear it I do have strength
Restrictions will end and quarantine shit
Restaurants were closed and the tangle of debt gets bigger
The people's coffers precipitate but the homeland is the most beloved
 
I put residual toilet paper on the walls of the out house
Moonshine in the moonlight, I do a gig for the horses’ hays
 
Finland is (will be) the happiest country in the world
The whole midsummer it rains but the recession is beaten
Black is the colour of tar, humor and mämmi
Also Koskenkorva (* refers to ”salmiakkikossu”), but the sauna is warm!
Tears of Teppo of Numminen are drying out
Let’s pilgrimage to the statue of Litmanen
Finland is (will be) the happiest country in the world
For as long as there is beer available
 
For as long as there is beer available
 
The economic curves in decline and out of Viagra
Homeschool from a zoo, an empty piggy bank
When you open the garage, it smells a bit like moonshine
I disinfect the divorce papers with spirit
 
But it is not all that bad though
Own happinness still, the left handy is working
 
Finland, Finland, la-la-la
For as long as there is beer available
 
Swamp, hoe and Joe (* refering to an important book where swamp is turned into a field)
I am like a single-use plastic bag
I guess it would be better to get a pair of reusable sacks
But in the name of the ancestors, I will find a way
And in a short while they will do that research again
Saying
 
...
 
That's exactly how it is!
 

Cake on a lake

Cake Cake
Cake Cake
 
Naked on a beach hakuna matata
This jungle boy is not afraid of even a shark
I must be in heaven with you in the ship of love
And at the moment at this lake we don't even long for others
Do you have a picnic basket
I am your bick dick stallion
You are like a mermaid I'm strong like a klingon
Did you have some snacks
Could we try some lambada1 on the beach with a bandana on the eyes
Cant peek damp fur wet hounds2
 
Cake on the lake I let you vandalise it
Cake on the lake your fish fingers smell like roach
Cake on the lake I know what you got in mind
Raspberry filling let go others won't see us
 
Ooh yummy yummy
Mm ahh mm ahh
 
Then we will swim a bit3
I don't want to slow down
For once I am with a chick and there's a cherry flavour in my mouth
I don't want to leave home now at all
You offer more cake I say there's no problem
Lap-lap lips I'm like Bruce Lee
Lap-lap lips Romeo and Juulie4
Aa swim-swim on the like cool ahh my heart melted
Lap-lap lips lap-lap floating what is on the top of the lake floating5
Ah hey little lady can I taste your biscuits
 
Cake on the lake I let you vandalise it
Cake on the lake your fish fingers smell like roach
Cake on the lake I know what you got in mind
Raspberry filling let go others won't see us
 
Ooh yummy yummy you're my vanilla honey
Ooh yummy yummy Amsterdam flavour in my mouth
Ooh yummy yummy park a Kawasaki
Ooh yummy yummy I took you to a lake of Japan
 
It is General halipatsuippaa6
I left on a lake to dip my rapala7
Scandalously without a reason
Wet bison caught into my bait
Lets whisk the filling fine for once
Creamy pie cream de la cream8
On this flight you won't need passports
It's enough to help me empty my beach bags9
 
Cake on the lake I let you vandalise it
Cake on the lake your fish fingers smell like roach
Cake on the lake I know what you got in mind
Raspberry filling let go others won't see us
 
Do you wanna taste today is your sweets day
Do you wanna taste do you have some sweets for me dude
I'd like to taste today is your sweets day
I'd like to taste do you have some sweets for me dude
 

• 1. =fast erotic Brazilian dance
• 2. this just sounds funny, and some parts of this song don't make any sense in Finnish either
• 3. tsimmata is a dialect word meaning swimming
• 4. I guess Romeo and Juliet
• 5. lillua and killua both mean floating, but killua also in a sense of there just being something
• 6. just a weird way of saying hi from an old movie
• 7. a spoon bait brand
• 8. cream of the cream
• 9. bags aka kassit also means testicles in Finnish