A keresés eredménye

Husband eats child's puddings !!

Husband eats child's puddings
Husband eats child's puddings
Fucking fuck
How can one be so selfish and stupid?
 
According to the child health centre's instructions
I bought lingonberry juice from the store
Well the whole jar had gone during the night
Because my husband had made some juice
Fuck I'm pissed off, satan
 
I once bought a juice box
We also had juice in one liter cartons
Well my husband had taken the juice box
Fucking pig
 
Grown up man
And he eats some chocolate puddings
Christ
 
I've found out to hide puddings
To the fridge's vegetable compartment
My husband never knows to look there
I also hide sausages there
 
Husband eats child's puddings
He put the last milk in hot chocolate
Oh jesus what a pig
Husband eats child's puddings
 

Kouvola

A small, xenophobic shithole
But they have some kind grannies
They drink vodka and fight
I rather live in Kouvola than Lohja
Time travel to the 80's
Don't even consider
There's only one good thing about Kouvola: licorice
The promised land for people with weird hair
 
Kouvola, Kouvola
Building neat things from concrete
Kouvola, Kouvola
Building neat things from concrete
 
Architectural wonder
The cradle of Kymenlaakso culture
In Kouvola you can surely be in peace
Having those fish-finger like moustache is still what's in
Kouviet Union, wtf?
Everyone's face is like an elephant's cunt1, and not without a reason
I would be annoyed too
nickname: never again, never again
The most useless city in Finland
 
This ain't New York or anything
But by Finnish standards, I won't complain
Fuck off if you don't care, I don't give a fuck
Kouvola is home
 
Kouvola, Kouvola
Building neat things from concrete
Kouvola, Kouvola
Building neat things from concrete
Kouvola, Kouvola
Building neat things from concrete
Kouvola, Kouvola
Building neat things from concrete
 

• 1. 'Naama norsun vitulla' or 'face like an elephant's cunt' is a proverb for someone having unpleasant or bored facial expression

Jyväskylä

What do you all think of Jyväskylä as a city?
I'm moving there soon
Fucking steep hills everywhere
And Helsinkians are hated on
 
From the male's perspective
The only positive thing
Is that Savonian1 girls think
That this is the Athens of Finland
And pack together to study2
Woo woo humanism
Woo woo humanism
 
In the summer, the public beaches have a lot of exhibitionists
And people shitting in natural waters
People talk with the goddamn annoying 'Jyvääskylä' accent
The most expensive public transport single ticket in Finland
 
From the male's perspective
The only positive thing
Is that Savonian1 girls think
That this is the Athens of Finland
And pack together to study2
Woo woo humanism
 
Woo woo
But at least there's that lake
Where you can walk in
When you get bored
 
From the male's perspective
The only positive thing
Is that Savonian1 girls think
That this is the Athens of Finland
If you wish to be jobless,
Then you get to be at peace
If you wish to be a lifetime student
Then there are good frames for that too
Pack together to study2
Woo woo humanism
Woo woo humanism
 

• Savonia is a region in Finland near Jyväskylä
• Jyväskylä is a known university city in Finland