A keresés eredménye

The Benefit Performance

The woods will be black and the snow will be white
And everything is fair play.
The firing squad - it’s the last one all right,
The thousandth's cheer: “Hooray!”
 
The words like the bullets will shoot in the crowd
But people luck out that night
Your thousandth salvo will be very loud
But nobody's killed in that fight.
 
It will come back to you, it will boomerang
You would be the only one struck
The first time you wrongly, to wrong people sang
Like the previous thousand, - fuck!
 
And the audience after a pause will exhale:
You sang all the songs that you knew - did you fail?
 

This bird was born free

Versions: #1
So, you say, there are no miracles in our life
I heard, there is a bird in the world, that is constantly in flight:
It never sits down on the rooftop or a tree,
This bird was born free, this bird was born free.
 
When she wants to sleep- she falls asleep on the fly.
The bird lives on the fly, on the fly she will die-
Only then can she finally land where she wanted to be
This bird was born free, this bird was born free.
 
And I'm telling you, there are no wonders, my friend.
And all this, about itself, the bird understands-
Why doesn't she stay in one place on her favourite tree,
Why is she a bird, born to fly, born to be free.
 

A ditty

Versions: #1
From the forest come out riding
Mounted Police
Common Girls get into doggy position
Time to practice
 
I arrived in the collective
name Michurina
and I know I will be fucked
my heart felt it coming.
 
Passing mother in laws house
I never go without some fun
One time show my d**k
Another time I moon them!
 
Went up north
to dig for gold
If not for my pu**y
I'd drop dead from hunger
 
(Ref 1:)
Hey Hey green wall
Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!
 
(Interlude)
On the bridge stood a man
Mother-f***ing looking guy
No way to avoid him
He appeared, f*** me
 
Fell in love with a guy
But he has no d**k
F**k do I need one without a d**k?
With d**k its f***ing great!
 
In the suburbs
the nightingale f**ks the cuckoo
Loudly on the branches you hear:
'Chirp, p***y, d**k, cuckoo!'
 
With my sweetie near the station
We were kissing till the morning.
Would be kissing even more,
But vagina hurts.
 
(Ref 1:)
Hey Hey green wall
Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!
 
(INTERLUDE)
Girls were swimming in a pond,
Found a rubber d**k.
F***ed themsleves all day,
Didn't even go to school!
 
My dear under a fence
Found a wooden c**k.
Everyone tried it out -
But it didn't fit!
 
From the forest from the mountains
A man showed off his axe.
But he did't just show it:
He tied it to his d**k!
 
My and my sweet were making out,
Standing on our tippy toes.
I stood and peed
On his white boots!
 
(REF 2:)
Hey, Hey , ass and vagina became one!
How impossible there should be a break from one to the next!
 
(interlude)
Manny had her virginity taken,
Sasha got f***ed in the ass.
Then we we crapped into the piano,
What a lovely time we had!
 
We were f**-ing with my sweetie
In the freezing cold.
My ass was covered in frost,
But my d**k was up like Santa Claus.
 
Near the main bridge in Voronezh,
A church was looted.
The priest was f**ed in the ass
And they crapped in the bell tower!
 
I was going down
On Sergei Brown
He looks sweet,
But tastes salty!
 
(Ref 1:)
Hey Hey green wall
Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!
 
(INTERLUDE)
 
Tomatoes, Tomatoes,
Tomatoes, vegetables!
P***y rides on the horse,
D**k in the ambulance!
 
Fell in love with d**k
And hung his picture on my wall.
Woke up in the morning:
D**k is hanging, and my wine is gone!
 
With my buddy
We were working on the truck.
Were dumbasses:
Our fuel was stolen!
 
Fell in love with a tractor driver
and you know what.
Couldn't wash off my boobs for 3 weeks
And kept peeing diesel oil!
 
(Ref 1:)
Hey Hey green wall
Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!
 
(INTERLUDE)
My dear girlfriend farts for me through the walkie talkie:
'Without the password, its like without menstruation.
 

Dule Savić

Versions: #1
Music, [cymbal sound], tooosh!
 
Dear listeners and viewers,
Here is a timeless hit,
'Dule Savić', brought to you by the orchestra
Dirty Inspector Blaža and the Beaks
 
I've been sitting at home alone for three days now,
I'm not going out, I am going out of my mind
And just a couple of days ago I was sure
That my baby would never
Give it to somebody else, I'm such a fool
She is now with that scum
 
But yes, she loves me,
And yes, I don't give a fuck,
As long as she's happy
 
I know that he's a stud, a former footballer
That he owns a cafe and a restaurant
And that he scores like Dule Savić
 
Dule Savić, Dule Savić
Dule Savić, Dule Savić
Dule Savić, Dule Savić
 
I'm lying alone in the dark, chewing gum
And I tell to myself: 'Blaža, fuck that!'
Since the dude really slays
 
That is why she loves me,
And yes, I don't give a fuck,
As long as she's happy
 
I can't hear the West!
Dule Savić
And the South goes:
'Suck it, Blaža!'
 
Dule Savić...
 

Sex, Drugs, Bodiroga

What is good, is what we need right now,
To reach the sky,
Give us circuses, we don't need bread!
 
For we have our god
And his name is Bodiroga
On the floor he is the boogezman.
 
That is what we miss right now,
That is just what we need
Give us circuses, we don't need bread!
 
Sex, drugs, Bodiroga,
Sex, drugs, Bodiroga,
That's the name of my god,
Sex, drugs, Bodiroga
 

Après Moi

February, get ink, cry.
Write bitterly about it.
While the rumbling slush.
Burns in the blackness of the spring.
 

How else

Not after long, she's on her knees in the restroom sucking, fucking
Her inner hooker simply woke up, checkmate
 
Someone spiked my drink, alright
Someone spiked my drink, yeah sure
Did someone spike your drink
Or did you act like an idiot
Because you're an idiot?
 
Someone spiked my drink, of course
Someone spiked my drink, yeah sure
Did someone spike your drink
Or did you act like an idiot
Because you're an idiot?
 
She enters the club, acting top-class,
She doesn't want shots, only a light sip of wine, she says,
No wild partying, she doesn't want it to end at 5 AM,
Once it's 3 AM, she immediately calls a cab, apparently,
Shortly after, she bumps into her friends, who have a different idea,
They already downed a bottle of white wine and they feel like expanding their ranks,
Guys buy them drinks and they act like whores,
Happy to see keys to a new BMW 5 Series lying on the table,
The chicks persuade her and she starts downing drinks with them,
In case she gets wasted, it will be all their fault!
Shots, shots, she downs them all,
Shots, shots, all of a sudden, she's fucked up,
Making out with a guy, but she vows it will go no further,
In half an hour, there's a strip-tease in progress!
Not after long, she's on her knees in the restroom, sucking, fucking,
Her inner hooker simply woke up, checkmate
 
Someone spiked my drink, alright
Someone spiked my drink, yeah sure
Did someone spike your drink
Or did you act like an idiot
Because you're an idiot?
 
Someone spiked my drink, of course
Someone spiked my drink, yeah sure
Did someone spike your drink
Or did you act like an idiot
Because you're an idiot?
 
The morning's tough, she doesn't know what happened,
She calls her friends while cooling her head,
Slowly, she's getting to know, where her 'shows' took place,
She's familiar with this feeling, she's an experienced hoe,
She's thinking about the guy from yesterday and she wants to see him again,
Reputation gone, she types fast, there's no time,
She's trying hard, but doesn't know it's already too late
To be apologizing for acting like a slut,
The guy got laid and he doesn't give a shit about the rest,
He doesn't take her seriously, he doesn't care what she blabbers about,
The chick knows he takes her for a bitch, without any discussion,
She holding her head, doesn't know what to do now,
She must present it as if it wasn't her at all,
She must make up a lie about experiencing her first coma,
Desperation drove her to the last phase,
And suddenly, this legendary phrase came to be:
 
Someone spiked my drink, alright
Someone spiked my drink, yeah sure
Did someone spike your drink
Or did you act like an idiot
Because you're an idiot?
 
Someone spiked my drink, of course
Someone spiked my drink, yeah sure
Did someone spike your drink
Or did you act like an idiot
Because you're an idiot?
 
Not after long, she's on her knees in the restroom sucking, fucking
Her inner hooker simply woke up, checkmate
Not after long, she's on her knees in the restroom sucking, fucking
Her inner hooker simply woke up, checkmate
 

The Third Aria of Ivan

Versions: #2
(spoken)
Eventually, our Ivan the Good Guy reached Koschei's place,
Came to his castle, yelled 'Come here, villain!'
And Koschei appeared in front of him, said 'Hey!
You, Ivan, crossed the border and trespassed my territory!'
Ivan came to him, took out his sword, sawed-off shotgun, gat.
Having drunk a big jug of vodka, he told these words:
 
'Hey, dude, you make a mistake when you offended me,
You, shithead, will be crapping for three days because of fear,
I'mma cut your balls off and gouge your blinkers out,
You, dickhead, will remember me for a long time,
I'mma castrate you with my kladenets1,
You, asshole, will say 'good-bye' to your dick,
Come here, mud duck, we're gonna fight each other,
That'll be face to face, face to face,
Face to face, face to face!
 
Bam! Get some strikes, jackass!
Bam! Get some strikes, jackass!
 
Why have you snatched my beautiful fiancée?
I'mma break your skull and piss on your brain,
I'mma tear your ass like a German cross,
You're gonna see that I ain't lying,
Hey, thin motherfucker, there's no sence to howl so loudly,
You're gonna see how I can kill my enemies,
I'mma piss all over you and trample your nose,
You, cocksucker, will see that I ain't joking!
 
Bam! Get some strikes, jackass! (x6)
 
(spoken)
Ivan began hitting motherfucker Koschei to kill!
He fucking kicked his enemy in the ugly mug and struck on the balls, too.
And when he got tired of kicking, he ran to find his wife,
And, being screwed up, Koschei immidiately crawled to the bushes.
 

• 1. Kladenets - in Rusian folklore, it is a mythical sword that has magic power and provides victory over enemies.

Hűség

Teljes odaadással soha nem szerettem senkit
Két lábbal a földön éltem mindig
És óvva őszintén szívem
A hangok közt eltévelyedtem
Elmémben hallom mindezen hangokat,
Agyamban hallom mindezeket a szavakat
Tudatomban hallom ezt az egész zenét
 
És darabokra törik szívem
És szívem meghasad
És darabokra törik szívem
Szívem darabokra törik.
 
És feltételezzük soha meg nem ismerlek
Feltételezzük soha nem szeretünk volna egymásba,
Feltételezzük soha nem csókolsz meg oly édesen és gyengéden
Feltételezzük soha meg sem látlak
Feltételezzük hogy soha fel nem hívjuk egymást
Feltételezzük tovább énekeltem volna a szerelmes dalokat csak hogy csillapítsam zuhanásom
Csak hogy csillapítsam zuhanásom
Csak hogy csillapítsam zuhanásom
Megtörjem az esést
Megtörjem az esést
.
Minden barátom azt mondja jobb lesz
Jobb jön
Jobb, jobb, jobb, jobb
Jobb, jobb, jobb, jobb
 
Teljes odaadással soha nem szerettem senkit
Két lábbal a földön éltem mindig
És óvva őszintén szívem
A hangok közt
Eltévelyedtem
Elmémben hallom ú
Mindezen hangokat,
Agyamban hallom mindezeket a szavakat
Tudatomban hallom
Ezt az egész zenét
És összetöri a szívem
Szívem darabokra töri
 
Elmémben elhangoznak mindezen hangok,
Agyamban csendülnek mindezek a szavak
Tudatomban zendül ez az egész zene
 
Szívem
Szakad
Megszakad a szívem
 

The Aria of Ivan and the Frog

Versions: #2
All fucked-up, fucked-up, fucked-up! (x3)
 
I've been going throw forests and looking for my arrow everywhere,
And what is this fucking creature sitting on the leaf?
It's completely green and cold piece of shit,
And it's holding my arrow in its arms
Like a joint of marijuana,
Well, what should I do? Where could I find a fiancee?
And why are you croaking, fuck your mother?
 
'You take me with you, I will be your wife!'
'What, must I take you?' 'Yes, me!'
'I'd rather jump headfirst into the deep swamp!'
 
'You take me with you, I will be your wife,
I will be faithful for you, I am a happiness of your fate!'
 
All fucked-up, fucked-up, fucked-up! (x3)
 
'Holy shit! It ain't a happiness! How must I find that?
You, stupid frog, better tell me how we will sleep together!
Well, sex with you will be a myth,
'Cause you even can't fit for my fuckpole,
You'll burst like a condom!'
 
'Well, fuck off and die! If you don't wanna, don't take me,
But remember, my dear, let a frog tear you into small pieces,
If you return back without a woman, you father
Will fucking beat you down, I answer for my words!'
 
'Yes, of course, the King will really hit me,
I can't deny it, but, eventually,
Listen to me, green shit, I wanna tell you:
It's better for me to get some strikes in my ear or jaw,
But I will be single, I will live so as I want to do!'
 
'You take me with you, I will be your wife,
I will be faithful for you, I am a happiness of your fate!'
 
All fucked-up, fucked-up, fucked-up! (x3)
 
'Actually, that's not so bad,
Somehow, my dick is itching,
I think I'll take this amphibia to the castle,
I won't have to byu her any jewels and luxury clothes,
If I am drunk as a cunt, she won't yell at me,
Listen to me, green frog, I agree!
Come here! You will be my fiancee!'
'Really?' 'No shit! You sit on my handkerchief
And let's go home with me. Have you climbed up, dear?'
'Yes, I have. I'm fine, darling!'
 
You have taken me home, I will be your wife,
I will be faithful for you, I am a happiness of your fate!'
 
All fucked-up, fucked-up, fucked-up! (x3)
 
'I have taken her home, she will be my wife,
She'll be faithful for me... I've got a fucking happiness of my fate!..'
 
All fucked-up, fucked-up, fucked-up! (x3)
 
(Narrative Part)
 
So Ivan took the frog,
Put her in his pocket,
The frog nearly died there,
'Cause there was a bad smell going from Ivan.
 
Then Ivan came to the King,
He had overgrown hair like a hermit,
The King asked Ivan:
'How's your health? How's your wife?'
'Look at, father, I've brought my wife,
I am keeping well, Jesus saves me,
Although I've got the diarrhea
Because of the musty swamp water!
Here is she, my wife!
Yeah, she is green,
But I have a perspective
That I won't have a damned mother-in-law!'
'Okay, Ivan, don't be sad,
Zip your fuckpole forever,
I bless you,
If you are so goon!'
 
Ivan went to his room,
Put the frog on the table,
Began to view the frog
And scratch his dick.
 
'Well, how must I fuck her?
Shit, fuck your mother,
My dear, you at least fart
So I will be able to find a hole in you!'
 
At that moment, the frog
Gave a heart-rending shout,
Somersaulted through herself,
And a lady appeared in front of him,
The frog became to a nice chick
From her head to her cunt,
She was very beautiful,
Everyone would fall in love with her.
 
Feeling a lot of pleasure,
Ivan pissed in his pocket.
Loudly releasing gas,
He immediately ran to the toilet,
Having opened his jaws like a crocodile,
He took frog's skin.
And, farting loudly,
He flushed it down the toilet.
 
Suddenly thunder struck,
So Ivan's house became shaking,
His wife disappeared,
It was a big bummer,
But, on the other side of the window,
She managed to shout
'Koschei has stolen me,
Help me out before I die'
 
Ivan was grieving for three days,
Then, having saddled a horse,
He went for a long way,
Loudly ringing with his harness...
 

Vectors

[Verse 1]
It would be good to beat the core of the spiny fires
Have fun and drink till you drop
But, body, where are you going? Wait
Don't swallow my thoughts so greedily!
 
[Chorus]
Surround the bodies with vectors
Hide and solve the puzzles
Tag, hopscotch, running and mumblepeg
Chaos also has orders
 
[Verse 2]
It would be good to replace all irreplaceable
To put the start button on the platoon
To trick two dusty shots
To throw up the hands and immediately take off
 
[Chorus]
Surround the bodies with vectors
Hide and solve the puzzles
Tag, hopscotch, running and mumblepeg
Chaos also has orders
 
Look beyond the horizon
(Edge to edge)
Look beyond the horizon
(Sunrises are burning)
Look beyond the horizon
(Edge to edge)
Look beyond the horizon
 

The Cabernet (The Second Ariya of Ivan)

Versions: #2
Cherries have ripened in Uncle Vanya's garden,
In Uncle Vanya's garden, cherries have ripened,
And now uncle Vanya and aunt Grunya are in a bathhouse,
In late afternoon, we went out as if for a walk.
 
That afternoon, we were sitting and demure drinking,
The Cabernet was little by little filling our entrails,
Suddenly Pet'ka from next door quietly hinted
That cherries have ripened in Uncle Vanya's garden,
We didn't know, we didn't know anything about it,
And we were drinking, we drank the Cabernet,
At that time, in Uncle Vanya's garden, cherries were ripening,
They even became a little overripe.
 
Cabernet, Caberhet, Cabernet, nau! (x3)
Drink quickly, the cherries have become overripe!
 
We crushed a box of bottles and went on the job,
A thought came into my head
That we can quickly rob the neighbor's garden
Until the cherries become overripe there.
At home, we changed our pants
So that they wouldn't be torn on our asses,
So that it would be easier to climb trees,
If I fucking lied, I would be an asshole, really.
 
Mum, prepaire patches,
Mum, prepaire needles,
Mum, don't yell at me so long,
'Cause we have decided
To take a walk in the village.
 
Cabernet, Caberhet, Cabernet, nau! (x3)
Aw, yeah!
Cabernet, Caberhet, Cabernet, nau! (x3)
Drink quichly, and let's go on the job!
 
We still had to walk a little distantion,
There were two houses which we had to go around,
Pet'ka, motherfucker, asshole, be quiet, keep your voice down,
Here is Uncle Vanya's garden, in front of us!
Guys, climb quieter,
Will we be seen, or not?!
'Maybe, anyone will see that we're breathing air'
Said this asshole Pet'ka carrying baskets.
 
Well, Pet'ka, bend down this branch!
He rained all cherries down to his shirt,
But he hung on the branch too much and broke it,
And he fell down together with the cherries. He was very angry.
 
Cabernet, Caberhet, Cabernet, nau! (x3)
Don't make noice with a glass, uncle Vanya can hear us!
 
Let uncle Vanya bathe aunt Grunya,
Let he has sex with her in a kolhoz bathhouse,
We say together: 'Thank you, aunt Grunya!'
And say to uncle Vanya: 'Thank you, uncle Vanya!'
 
But Uncle Vanya's dog didn't nap,
It didn't sleep and was aware of everything,
It, bitch, understood everything perfectly,
And it torn our pants and our asses.
 
Mum, we have torn our pants,
Mum, our asses have been torn,
We all overlooked the male dog,
Mum, we are badly hurt because of it.
Cabernet, Caberhet, Cabernet, nau! (x4)
Ah, Cabernet, nau! (x2)
Cabernet, nau! (x18)
 
(Narrative Part)
 
The King called his three sons,
Sternly looked at them from his eyebrows,
And then the petty King said:
'Today is your time to get married!
Wipe your snot on your fucking faces,
Each of you, take an arrow!
You all must go to the open country,
But don't go there in a Chevrolet.
You better ride horses,
It's more comfortable and humbler,
You all must shoot your arrow to the sky
And run for it,
And where your arrow will have flown
There will be your wife,
But don't fuck her right away,
Wait until it's getting dark...'
 
The sons began to ride their horses,
They went a fucking long way,
And shot every which way
To find a cunt for each of them.
 
Older brother's arrow
Has flown to a nobles' mansion:
And this arrow deep penetrated
In the ass of noble's daughter.
 
Making a loud squeak
Middle-brother's arrow
Hit merchant's daughter
Straight in her vagina.
 
The arrow of the youngest Ivan the Fool
Flew far away
And Ivan's arrow
Disappeared beyond the forests.
 
And Ivan hit the road,
He was diligently going like a ram,
Then he came on a swamp,
He became overgrown like a partisan:
 
'I am fucking tired to go,
I want to drink at least some water,
I should get the hair of the dog
After yesterday's booze...
Something is itching in my fucking groin,
Maybe I'll die very soon?!
My skull hurts, I can't help myself!
What is croaking here, in the bushes?'
 

A tale heard in the transportation depot

So I was on my way to delivering some gravel
in my old wreck of a
and I drove slowly, chatting with a chick
to which I gave a ride, just for the company.
I talked to her tenderly, like to a princess,
yet she must have weighted about 20 stones1.
Had she been working as a stewardess
the plane would never have lifted off the ground.
 
I said 'Bonjour madame merci l'amour toujours2 or something,
I would be delighted to know your name.'
And she said: 'Pardon me, my name is Nyurka3,
and what about yours? How should I call you?'
I told her I was Grisha4, also unmarried,
a lone traveller since young age,
and I added that I was pretty well-off,
with a plump wallet in my pocket5 for more than 30 years.
 
After a dozen kilometers or so,
I quietly stopped the GAZ-51 and told her
I had busted the [beep]ing shaft and we were up [beep] creek.
Then I quietly drove in neutral toward the forest.
She said: 'You're taking the piss, I bet the shaft is fine.
You just have something on your mind, but that's ok, I'm game'
And of course everyone around here knows I'm an adept [beep]er,
and I thought 'great, now she's all mine'.
 
I climbed onto her, but the cabin is pretty small, you see,
and her navel squeezed me right against the roof.
Out of breath, I said 'My dear Nyurka,
let's get out of here, I can't stand it any longer!'
We went to a forest patch, that was easy to find,
and she immediately forgot all about her, hmm, modesty.
I [beep]ed her blind6 and gave her six [beep]ing helpings!
 
She said: 'Exhausted already, you scoundrel?
Now I'll climb on top of you and squash you on the spot.
Come on, get a move on, why did you stop?
Faster, come on, shake it until I [beep]!'
I can endure quite a lot, but still I'm not her pig,
and I have an (appointment?) at half past five.
And then I said to myself: 'come on, driver Egorov,
give her a good [beep]ing and let her run away home.
I lifted her with difficulty and gave her (hell).
'Get lost, you [beep]' I shouted as she ran.
'Well, you wanted a good [beep],
but how many times is it possible? I went to 7 already.'
I walked back and happily sat in my cool truck
I reversed along the track and was back to the long road in no time,
and I laughed about the whole [beep]ing story as I drove,
thinking to myself those chicks were nothing but [beep].
 
Now listen further:
 
After delivering the gravel, I immediately went to the pub,
to get myself a good beer after a long ride.
But when I put my hand in my pocket, I immediately realized
my plump wallet was gone!
 
I am the GAZ driver!
 
- Come on Petrovich7, finish your story. Pour him another drink!
 
I am the GAZ driver!
 
- Petrovich is pissed! Pour him another!
- Another glass for Petrovich!
- Bring 'em up!
 
Now I will give an advice to all at the end of my story:
In order not to loose your wallet ever,
don't fool around with chicks nor stray into the forest,
and your wallet shall always stay with you!
 

• 1. 7 puds, which puts the girl's weight around 115 kg or 18 stones (rounded up for luck, making the poor girl about 10% heavier)
• 2. 'Hello miss thanks love always' in (broken) French
• 3. A diminutive of 'Anna'
• 4. A diminutive of 'Grigory'
• 5. 'my pocket had not been empty'
• 6. '(so hard) that my eyes went blurry'
• 7. His father's name, I guess. The full name must be Grigory Petrovich Egorov